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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
7.00

Temp - 68

Time - 59:17 (avg. pace 8:28)

Splits - 8:36, 8:16, 8:35, 8:33, 8:41, 8:30, 8:06

There were a lot of people out today.  I was Merry Christmasing everyone.  As I Merry Christmased one lady at the bus stop she called me a stud.  I'm not even lying.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 White/Classic Blue/Raven Miles: 7.00
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From allie on Fri, Dec 24, 2010 at 18:28:56 from 98.202.119.100

merry christmas.

From Burt on Fri, Dec 24, 2010 at 18:39:59 from 72.223.84.236

That's offensive. I'm Jewish. Actually the lack of a capital C is offensive.

Okay, what's offensive is my 1:20 plank.

From Kelli on Fri, Dec 24, 2010 at 22:53:55 from 71.219.84.215

Merry Christmas, you stud you.

From Burt on Fri, Dec 24, 2010 at 23:44:46 from 72.223.84.236

Yes! Twice in one day!

From DonGardinero on Sat, Dec 25, 2010 at 00:14:16 from 68.26.26.143

Third time is a charm. Merry Christmas, stud!

Your 1:20 plank beats my 1:15.

From SlowJoe on Sat, Dec 25, 2010 at 00:17:07 from 109.70.68.174

Are you sure it was a lady? Are you sure it wasn't nobody?

From SlowJoe on Sat, Dec 25, 2010 at 00:17:35 from 109.70.68.174

Oh, Merry Christmas!

From seeaprilrun on Sat, Dec 25, 2010 at 01:38:44 from 72.205.226.14

haha Merry Christmas stud!

From RAD on Sat, Dec 25, 2010 at 02:50:18 from 67.172.229.125

oohhhh, you STUD you!!

Merry Christmas (terrorist say Happy Holidays).

From The Quiet Pirate on Sat, Dec 25, 2010 at 17:30:34 from 24.10.250.181

Merry Christmas Studly...(there's another name).

From Burt on Sat, Dec 25, 2010 at 19:25:24 from 72.223.84.236

DG - Don't tell April27, but I was trying to go for 1:31 to beat her. Fail.

Joe - it was a very fine lady.

April - thanks. I could get used to that.

RAD - Yes! I almost boycotted our company "holiday" party last year.

QP - Thanks! Merry Christmas to you.

From april27 on Sun, Dec 26, 2010 at 18:06:46 from 99.188.251.180

Hahhaha! I hold the record over you for 1:30! so wait...if you are a stud at 1:15 then what does that make me???

From flatlander on Sun, Dec 26, 2010 at 20:10:23 from 76.31.26.153

All she had to do was look, not surprising at all. Hope you and yours had a very merry Christmas.

From Burt on Sun, Dec 26, 2010 at 21:06:11 from 72.223.84.236

April - you're going down!

Mark - We had a merry Christmas for the most part. Vickie got really really sick and the baby was sick. But that's what Christmas is all about, right?

From baldnspicy on Mon, Dec 27, 2010 at 09:37:30 from 72.77.120.222

She called you a stud because you were out in such cold temps. I'm not going to call you a stud because then I'd have to say "no homo!" and that's just gay.

From Scott Wesemann on Mon, Dec 27, 2010 at 12:46:44 from 66.239.250.209

I hope you had a very merry, hairy and sweaty Christmas Burt!

From Carolyn in Colorado on Mon, Dec 27, 2010 at 14:21:10 from 198.241.174.15

OK with the stud thing, but 68 degrees?! What kind of temperature is that?

From Burt on Mon, Dec 27, 2010 at 14:27:26 from 206.19.214.144

BNS - Everyone knows you're all man. Nothing to worry about there.

Scott - Same to you Scott, only less hairy and sweaty but with visions of that and sugar plums dancing thru your head.

CinC - Paradisical.

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