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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
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Day 49 P90X - X Stretch - I tried to work on my tan yesterday mowing the lawn.  I don't think it worked.  However, I think I raised the luminous levels in the neighborhood by a few thousand candela.

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Comments
From Mike Warren on Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 09:33:20 from 74.211.9.222

How is the P90X working? Are you ready for the Mr. America contest yet:) You may of intimidated the neighbors mowing topless!

From Burt on Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 09:49:16 from 68.225.214.248

I'm actually ready for Mr. Universe minus the tan. I was mowing in the back yard, so hopefully nobody saw.

From ChrisM on Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 10:26:49 from 86.179.253.205

i have been able to improve my tan by reducing the number of times i have a shower, this also saves money, time, and water

From Burt on Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 11:50:09 from 68.225.214.248

Sounds like it also saves on the number of girl friends you get to have.

From allie on Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 11:52:54 from 174.23.182.80

lumens. go with lumens.

From Burt on Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 11:59:33 from 68.225.214.248

Whatever college girl.

From RAD on Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 13:46:25 from 67.172.229.125

Nice work Mr Universe! :)

I too was working on my tan as I was digging tons of holes to plant trees in the backyard. I must've really lit up the place, because all I ended up with was a 'tramp stamp' sun burn that hurts like a mother and that is beyond red...kind of purple OUCH! So, put some sunscreen on and go for the lumens, they don't hurt as bad.

From Lily on Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 15:09:06 from 67.199.181.73

hahahah nice! That pasty eh? :)

From Burt on Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 15:25:15 from 206.19.214.144

Nice RAD. Do Amazon warriors burn? I'll be sure to give you a nice slap on the lower back next time I see you. Just so you know I care.

Lily - Let's just say that without sunglasses, you may get permanent eye damage.

From Merri on Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 23:59:57 from 160.7.252.148

I thought it was especially bright here in utah yesterday...your skin radiated it's beams all the way to utah.

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