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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Traveling day today.  Not sure if I'll get a run in, but I should be meeting Scott Wesseman before the day is through.

I saw KP at one of her recent races.  I took this picture of her, and I like it because a) she's not smiling, but in general she looks happy to be there, b) she doesn't look fat, c) she's muddy and d) I think it will make her laugh.

FYI - KP is #224.  Her identical twin sister is #90.

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Comments
From flatlander on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 09:39:13 from 75.194.80.202

Burt, you must be a rich man. You will pay dearly for this one.

From baldnspicy on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 10:11:23 from 72.77.107.59

Haha! The guy in the background is creepy!

From Merri on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 11:43:58 from 160.7.252.148

woot woo KP

From ChrisM on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 14:12:41 from 86.177.210.19

SHe doesn't look fat??

Stepping close to the line there Burt! LOL

From Lily on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 15:39:44 from 67.199.181.73

Oooooo if I were her I may hurt you.

Where are you in your driving right now? Or have you left yet? Make sure to watch out for Spanish Fork. You'll see a big sugar beet factory that looks like Gotham City. Right behind that you'll see a bunch of big homes that all looks kind of similar. That's fieldstone and you'll know that's where Merri Lyns and I are. You should stop by!

From allie on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 15:41:14 from 174.23.194.233

nice! i think this was right before KP took the lead and left her sis in the mud.

is the creepy guy also the puke guy?

From KP on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 16:15:06 from 65.208.22.26

how did i miss this all day? i just choked on water at my desk and my co-workers once again think i'm crazy... i'm not smiling in the pic! i knew i should've un-tagged all those race pics. :)

did chris just call me fat?

i'll see what i can dig up of burt from rangar this weekend...

what is my sisters name? i like her hair.

From allie on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 16:25:02 from 174.23.194.233

her hair is her secret weapon. i hear she whips people with her beads.

From Nevels on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 16:29:25 from 131.204.15.93

"Bo's Bead Whips"

Sounds like a store name, perhaps a late-night infomercial product...

From seeaprilrun on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 21:39:08 from 68.103.255.61

Wow, KP looks intense and focused. Her sister looks like she is struggling a bit, although I am mainly wondering what kind of sports bra she wears--it's supportive yet shapely.

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Thu, Jun 17, 2010 at 05:06:57 from 78.32.130.9

KP Chris is saying that Burt is stepping to close he should have said you look slim rather than saying you dont look fat Chris aint saying you look fat LOL

Turb you are the best this cheered me up instantly and yeah she does have alook of no 90 too....woooot woooo KP.

The creeepy guy is Walter ha ha LOL (joke)

I like bo's Beads.... I had my hair done like that once its great no brushing or styling ha ha and whipping wittish peeps that try to overtake you LMAO

April I dont think shes wearing a bra lol

From Scott Wesemann on Thu, Jun 17, 2010 at 11:28:35 from 66.239.250.209

Nice pics KP. Wooooo!

Burt, did you figure out how to steal internet from the Homestead yet? Haha. It doesn't look like it.

Hope it wasn't too cold for you up there. Good luck at Ragnar.

Oh, and it was nice meeting you today.

From Burt on Fri, Jun 18, 2010 at 08:50:21 from 67.177.2.91

2 days without internet and 92 emails in my inbox! Yikes.

Flat - Yes I will pay, but it'll be worth it.

Bald - I didn't even notice that guy. LOL!

Merri - I bet you wouldn't have known which one was her if I didn't clarify.

Chris - LOL! To understand why I said she doesn't look fat you have to read thru all the comments on her latest race report: http://kp.fastrunningblog.com/blog-06-12-2010.html

Lily - Three of the runners from my van stayed in SF, so I totally could have stayed with you just like Merri offered :)

allie - yes, I think he's about to step in his puke, too.

KP - I don't know your sister's name, but she looks a lot like Bo Derek in corn rows running down the beach.

Nevels - I'd buy them.

April - that question is beyond my realm of expertise.

Sam - the creepy guy is Walter. LOL! I've seen that picture of you with your hair like that on FB. I forgot :)

Scott - Nice meeting you, too. I think I've adapted to the elements now. LOL! The condo was great, and I sprayed car citrus air freshener in every room before I left. Hope your parents aren't allergic.

From Chad on Fri, Jun 18, 2010 at 12:44:25 from 204.113.19.55

Did you try and recruit her for your Ragnar team?

From Merri on Fri, Jun 18, 2010 at 14:55:14 from 160.7.252.148

Burt of course I knew which was KP, b/c I am the girl #90...her twin sister is #91 I can see how you were confused.

From Toby on Fri, Jun 18, 2010 at 16:06:24 from 216.194.124.37

Whoo Whoo.....Wowzer...you are eye candy :)

From Lily on Fri, Jun 18, 2010 at 16:09:35 from 67.199.181.73

Merri do you need me to come over and help fix some of those braids there?

Toby that is just sick....

From Teena Marie on Sun, Jun 20, 2010 at 20:43:08 from 174.52.45.85

Happy Father's Day!!! :)

(Sorry I missed meeting you last night.)

Hope you had a great time!!!

From Burt on Sun, Jun 20, 2010 at 22:54:26 from 68.225.214.248

Chad - She wouldn't give me the time of day. LOL!

Merri - I get confused a lot.

Toby - Lily thinks you called me eye candy.

Teena - thanks! I love how you tell me happy Father's Day every year.

From KP on Mon, Jun 21, 2010 at 09:04:58 from 65.208.22.25

How did I get so lucky that my lovely picture where I am a) not smiling and b) look fat has now been up on your page for six days? Everyone else has just one day and then you post something else. Not fair!

From Burt on Mon, Jun 21, 2010 at 20:02:44 from 206.19.214.144

Sorry KP. I'll get something new up soon. I promise.

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