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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
2.00

I wanted to run this afternoon.  Then I thought it would be best to wait 'til morning.  Then my wife reminded me that I needed to take Clash of the Titans back to RedBox.  So I decided a couple of miles wouldn't hurt.  Kept it nice and slow.  Tonight reminded me why I hardly ever blow snotrockets.  I don't want to talk about it.

Time - 19:35 (avg. pace 9:49)

Splits - 9:56, 9:42

Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Miles: 2.00
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From DaleG on Tue, Feb 08, 2011 at 23:35:55 from 152.216.7.5

Hey, it's two miles from my house to the RedBox, too!

Uh oh, did the snotrocket hang from your nose and then get stuck on your face? Oh wait, you don't want to talk about it.

From Derunzo on Wed, Feb 09, 2011 at 08:13:42 from 64.56.60.130

Nasty... Nasty Burt... Don't mean a thing... Do do do do... Oh you Nasty Burt!

From Burt on Wed, Feb 09, 2011 at 12:00:49 from 72.223.90.79

Dale - You might think it's funny, but it'snot.

Janet Jackson - Careful not to have a wardrobe malfunction today.

From Rye on Wed, Feb 09, 2011 at 19:16:11 from 174.27.127.67

It's an artform. You should work on your skills. I am always impressed with a well projected rocket.

From Burt on Wed, Feb 09, 2011 at 19:34:24 from 206.19.214.144

I don't care if Charisma Carpenter did. It's still nasty! Right Janet?

From Karen on Wed, Feb 09, 2011 at 23:22:39 from 69.171.160.36

What no pix?

From Derunzo on Thu, Feb 10, 2011 at 07:44:59 from 98.229.131.173

Mr. McCumber if your nasty!

From Lily on Thu, Feb 10, 2011 at 09:30:16 from 67.199.181.73

you blow

From Merri on Thu, Feb 10, 2011 at 12:01:42 from 160.7.252.148

Have you tried the HotPockets? They're breathtaking!

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