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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
2.73

I wanted to go on a bike ride this morning, but I was too lazy.  Well, too lazy for a bike ride.  I spent most of the day working on a Grading and Drainage plan.  After it got dark I decided that the best thing to do would be to go on a run.  This was a good call because no one could see my fat jiggles.  It was 83º.  I kept it real slow.  I mean REAL slow.  I cut through the park over towards the magic water fountain and nobody was there.  I ran down the canal to the freeway and back.  When I passed the MWF again, there was somebody there.  Since I wasn't ready to be raped I didn't stop.

Brooks Ravenna 4 Miles: 2.73
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From Tara on Sun, Aug 25, 2013 at 00:16:03 from 75.169.141.67

Yeah, you definitely have to be in the mood to get raped I guess. Good call. Good job getting out there Burt!

From The Quiet Pirate on Mon, Aug 26, 2013 at 19:09:50 from 71.53.111.105

I can only imagine how the MWF must feel when you run from her like that. Maybe she just wanted to cuddle.

Nice job getting a good run in.

From Burt on Mon, Aug 26, 2013 at 21:22:39 from 174.19.199.67

Tara - thanks for the inspiration.

QP - The MWF can't force her cuddles on me.

From DaleG on Mon, Aug 26, 2013 at 21:36:11 from 98.202.43.67

Hey Burt

From Scott Wesemann on Tue, Aug 27, 2013 at 09:31:17 from 66.232.64.4

Oh my land! You ran. Nice Brut.

From Burt on Tue, Aug 27, 2013 at 15:30:42 from 71.216.109.214

Dale - Good day sir.

Scott - It's a miracle!

From RAD on Tue, Aug 27, 2013 at 21:59:26 from 76.27.82.202

running is good. getting raped is not.

From Tracy on Wed, Aug 28, 2013 at 20:53:46 from 50.103.228.243

Tara said what I was thinking. Maybe you'll be in the mood the next time you run. Which should have already happened.

From SlowJoe on Thu, Aug 29, 2013 at 10:38:09 from 24.32.57.229

One day you'll be ready to be raped. I have faith in you.

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