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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, Doone, Eight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, Jun, Kelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RAD, Rhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Tue, Aug 16, 2011
Total Distance
3.00

Yeah, I was too lazy to get out last night.  But I did eat a lot.  We have a really good friend that's moving her family to Poland today.  Last night was a little farewell party for them.  They should be back in a year and a half, but she was crying as if it was her funeral.  I told her nobody cries at their own funeral.

3 rushed miles this morning.  Must get up earlier.  So my son managed to get himself up this morning.  He was out the door to catch the bus while I was doing my warmup stretching.  I'm sorry to say that it made me really suspicious.  He had a skinny jeans incident last year.  Anyway, nevermind that.  So I ran up behind him when he was halfway down the road and grabbed his backpack and started feeling it for any paraphernalia that's not acceptable to bring to school.  He had his headphones in and didn't realize what was going on.  You should have seen him jump when he realized someone had a hold of his backpack.  Backpack, backpack.  Backpack, backpack.  Anything that you may need I got inside for you...

Asics Gel 3030 Miles: 3.00
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From SlowJoe on Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 13:43:30 from 132.3.53.68

Hope you didn't find anything that was yum yum yum yum yum, delicioso.

From Burt on Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 13:49:40 from 206.19.214.144

I know! I would have had to confiscate it and say, "We did it, we did it, we did it yeah, lo hicimos!"

From runningafterbabies on Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 14:06:30 from 71.195.219.247

I guess that's why it is recommended not to run with headphones on. Burt might come up from behind and scare the daylights out of you!

From Burt on Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 14:11:59 from 206.19.214.144

That's going to happen irregardless of whether or not you're wearing headphones. Or regardless. I like irregardless.

From anji on Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 14:31:33 from 174.27.144.149

when you were telling your story. i thought you were going to say that you were going to de-pants him in his skinny jeans! now that would be funny/but mean!

From Burt on Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 14:45:33 from 206.19.214.144

Why do guys think skinny jeans are cool? Come on! Gross!

From RAD on Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 17:20:45 from 76.27.16.189

Skinny jeans are NOT cool. So, did you confiscate any 'illegal' paraphernalia?

From Burt on Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 17:29:51 from 206.19.214.144

No confiscation took place. It's hard being the "courageous parent." Ya know?

From seeaprilrun on Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 17:59:14 from 174.70.177.86

Way to remind your son who Dad is. And...I know I can always come to your blog for another disturbing profile pic. Thanks for not disappointing.

From Burt on Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 18:05:04 from 206.19.214.144

You're very welcome April. :)

From allie on Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 21:43:47 from 24.10.191.18

omg, that creature! irregardless, skinny jeans are cool. are you sure your polish friend wasn't crying about the stuff she lost at DI?

From allie on Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 21:44:41 from 24.10.191.18

oh, hey... you put me on your favorite blogs list! thanks burt.

From Burt on Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 21:48:23 from 206.19.214.144

Nice memory allie. A little too nice.

Oh, and monkeys always look.

From weswright14 on Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 09:16:13 from 66.54.166.150

Thanks for the kind message, Burt!

From Burt on Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 11:44:24 from 206.19.214.144

You're welcome Wesley Kyle Wright.

From The Quiet Pirate on Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 18:15:14 from 152.26.59.252

1- Skinny jeans are not cool.

2- I wish you'd come rip the monkey off my son's back and feed it to cyclops.

3- maybe you should have surprised your son with one of your "night terror" farts first.

From Steam8 on Thu, Aug 18, 2011 at 03:55:49 from 166.70.55.77

Headphones aren't allowed at school....am I right? Don't want the teacher to get a free ipod. Ours have to stay at home! Did you find a DS in there? I always had to take those out last year.

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