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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
5.35

I saw a lot of new faces out today.  I think I'm inspiring a lot of people to get out and run.  Everybody wants to be like me.  I'm quite sure of it.  Average pace today was 8:31.

No wildlife on the run, but I saw one dead rabbit, one dead snake, and 8 live prairie dogs on the bike ride. Who on the blog can I compare to prairie dogs?  They have to be small, fast, and cute.  Montelepsy?  Distance was 17.7 miles.  Average speed was 14.9 mph and max. speed was 20.5 mph.

Ouch.  The ride home.  My wife called me at work to see if I could be home by 4pm because the missionaries were coming to dinner.  I don't think she realized I rode my bike today.  So I took off at 3pm.  It was 90 degrees out.  Not too bad.  When I turned south there was a headwind, and I was afraid it would be as bad as last week's.  It was rough for a few patches, but overall I managed.  At one point a big diesel passed me.  Then all of the sudden the wind died and the riding became extremely easy.  It was like the diesel took the wind with it.  Is that possible?  So I cranked it to the highest gear and was cruising along at 26 mph.  It was wierd.  After about a half mile the wind came back, and I was back to going 16 mph.  Did you know lizards can run about 16 mph?  I spooked one, and it took off running alongside the curb.  It had no where to go but forward.  It finally tried to jump over the curb but couldn't make it.  That was funny.  Don't laugh at lizards.  So I was almost home and I had to go around the round-about by my house.  There was a car behind me and I didn't want to slow them down so I tried to zip around it as fast as I could.  I soon realized I was about to pull a Lucia.  Tuck and roll baby!  I'm a little banged up, and my bike is fine.  Hopefully my knee will feel good in the morning and I can go running.

And that's why you don't laugh at lizards.

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 5.35
Weight: 200.00
Comments
From Kelli on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 15:49:26 from 71.219.76.64

Great job!!!

From argentinerocket on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 16:10:34 from 74.9.147.114

Ahhhh a world where everyone is just like Burt... NOOOOOOOO!!! :)

I think Montelepsy is too "buffed" to be a prairie dogs, they're super skinny... I'd say April is the prairie dog!

From sam Dean-Howard on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 16:29:29 from 90.195.99.119

omg Prairie dogs how weird to they look lol at monte being one.....ur so funny Burt, I ran through all sand dunes today the burn as I was half way up a huge dune I saw a group of people watching me arrrhhh couldnt give up even at the top I thought Hell I will have to keep going hahahaha :-)

From Burt on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 16:53:15 from 68.76.197.194

You're right. Mike is too buff.

Sam, you can never stop when people are watching you. I know the feeling.

From sam Dean-Howard on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 17:45:48 from 90.195.99.119

yeah I know and got to another sand dune and thought they can still see me, I got to the other side of it and nearly collapsed LOL was feeling real sicky ick but that wasnt because I was ill just the feel the burn sickly feeling.....

From Kelly Denise on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 06:57:53 from 208.76.113.2

I'm small and kinda cute...not so fast though. :)

So about 2 weeks after I blogged about someone stealing my garmin at the triathlon I got a package that had the Columbia Tri Association logo on it...I opened it up and saw my garmin! It had a letter in it saying someone mailed it to them after realizing it wasn't theirs. (duh, you took it off my bike!) They loaded the info on it, saw my name, looked up my address in the system, and mailed it back to me! Soooo excited that I didn't need to spend $300 on a new one, but slight bummed because I was going to use it as an excuse to upgrade to the new one you can swim with!

Careful on your bike, I know waaaay too much about wrecking on one!

From Burt on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 12:16:10 from 68.76.197.194

You got your Garmin back? Cool! I guess most Garmins look the same so I can understand why they thought it was theirs. LOL.

Small, kinda cute, not so fast... maybe you're a piglet. Do you like to roll around in the mud, wallow in the mire, eat rancid garbage? I know I do. :)

From RivertonPaul on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 12:35:04 from 67.42.27.114

Be like Burt.

From argentinerocket on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 12:53:32 from 74.9.147.114

How cool that you got your garmin back, KD! You have to share your bike crash stories with us please!

Burt, I think you are more like a wild horse... or, a cockroach... :)

From Burt on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 13:20:47 from 68.76.197.194

So true Rocket. I can't be tamed and I never die.

From Burt on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 13:20:59 from 68.76.197.194

Famous last words.

From Teena on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 13:30:48 from 67.177.20.13

How is your knee this morning?

From montelepsy on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 13:43:51 from 64.203.113.50

Prarie dogs and I don't have much in common since I can't grow a mustache much less a coat of fur. You'll have to compare me to something bald or maybe a shaved prarie dog.

From Burt on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 15:35:13 from 68.76.197.194

Teena - It hurts. I'm not going to run today.

Montelepsy - How about a naked mole rat?

From sam Dean-Howard on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 15:43:39 from 90.195.99.119

hahahaha naked mole rat NICE! how about one of those hairless mexican dogs LOL with the tuft hehehhe oh Burt youd be a shetland pony :) sorry maybe a wild mustang horse then......

From Eric Day on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 15:59:18 from 189.192.21.57

ouch ! and double ouch ! Do you have to take your crush on Lucia all the way to the ground?

From Burt on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 16:21:57 from 68.76.197.194

I thought it would really impress her.

From argentinerocket on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 16:29:01 from 74.9.147.114

Ohhhh man! I hadn't read the part about your bike crash, did you post it later? Geez man, I know I'm pretty cool and all but don't copy that side of me! First Bonnie and now you, what's up with that? Yet I'm the only one that got a broken jaw, I'm unbeatable! I hope your knee gets better! We want to see pictures!

From Burt on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 16:32:50 from 68.76.197.194

Yep. Posted it later. We'll see about the pictures. I don't want Merri and Leandra getting ahold of any more and pasting my face on Paula Abdul or Simon's bodies.

From Kelli on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 17:27:43 from 71.219.76.64

OH, sorry about the bike crash!!!! You will go straight to heaven for your efforts to be home in time for the missionaries. You would think you would have been protected or something!

Speaking of that, did you know that last Saturday the angel Moroni on the new Temple (not even open, just having an open house) was struck by lightening??? How odd is that?

From Burt on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 17:41:44 from 68.76.197.194

That probably means the workers were smoking pot when the put it up.

From Kelli on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 17:44:43 from 71.219.76.64

Ya think???

From Nan Kennard on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 10:15:50 from 67.165.238.15

Ouch. That stinks. Glad it wasn't worse. My husband crashed like that a couple of years ago and called me with a broken collar bone.

Oh, and you're so right about everyone running just because of you. Come to think of it, I ran today just because of you too!

From Burt on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 12:03:17 from 68.76.197.194

Yes Nan! I knew it!

The bruising on my knee is now visible. That's a good sign. Well, it makes me feel that it's only bruising and no bone chipping.

From Bonnie on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 22:04:36 from 75.164.110.212

Can I just say that Lucia is one sick cookie -- she is always asking for pictures of our bruises and things. It must be her competitive side coming out again!

Those lizards will get you all the time, that is why Titus (my cat) shows them who's boss. Or he will after he gets his E-collar off.

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