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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
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Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
15.08

VICTORY!!  I finally did it!

 After four attempts at running home from work, I finally made it on lucky number five.  I think the main factor in not making it on my previous attempts was the heat.  I probably could have made it last time, but it was getting so dark that it was no longer fun.  I knew I would do it today.

Miles 1 thru 3 - 8:51, 8:39, 9:00 - According to Yahoo, the temperature was 89.  A little hot, but better than the 100+ degrees that I had been starting out at in my previous attempts.  I kept telling myself not to start out too fast.  Trust Bonnie.  She knows what she's talking about.  However, my legs felt really tight.  That's kind of weird.  I only ran 4 miles yesterday at a 8:34 pace.  I began to worry if I could do it.  Then I told myself that they would loosen up.  Sure enough, at 1.7 miles they felt great.  After three miles I stopped and popped a chocolate GU.  Then I downed some Gatorade that had begun to melt.

Miles 4 thru 6 - 9:09, 9:32, 9:41 - The Gatorade bottle was now a little lighter and a little easier to hold.  I came up to the hole I fell in last time.  Since that time I've driven past it, and I always chuckle because it's such a delightful hole.  How wonderful it was that I ran right into it.  But what you can't see when you're driving is that the hole is full of large stones and concrete blocks.  How in the heck did I manage to not get hurt? I popped another GU (Vanilla) shortly after mile 6 and drank more Gatorade.  I'm still trying to figure out if they do anything for me.  I guess?  I made it home.

Miles 7 thru 9 - 9:47, 9:57, 10:19 - I saw a football game going on.  Higley High School I think.  Stinky turf.  I saw 7 bunnies.  I remembered that I always see bunnies along this stretch.  But why didn't I last time?  Oh yeah, because it was pitch black.  Between miles 8 and 9 I saw the foundations and first tier of some new electrical poles that "they" are putting in.  I wondered if the poles were there last time, and I didn't see them in the dark.  Probably not.  I would have ran right into at least one. I knocked on each one as I ran by.

Miles 10 thru 12 - 9:53, 10:20, 11:06 - I decided to wait until 9.5 miles to pop my next GU.  Strawberry banana.  Now my Gatorade was completely melted.  Why did I wait the extra half mile?  Gave me a chance to pee in seclusion.  Now it was getting dark.  That's why that 12th mile was 11 minutes.  I could not see hardly at all.  Started thinking it wasn't fun again.  I even said a little prayer that I would make it home safe.  I got a little tender mercy as my path was lit by a stop light for a while.

Miles 13 thru 15.08 - 10:49, 10:44, 11:02, 0:53 - I think I popped my last GU at around mile 12.5.  Mixed berry.  They all tasted so good.  This one I took on the run.  Well, jog.  I swigged some Gatorade.  Then I cut through the Queen Creek Marketplace parking lot.  Why are so many people going to Chick-fil-A?  They must have a special going on.  I ran past McDonald's.  Do you think they're hiring?  Then I got to Ellsworth Road which is part of my Walmart loop.  At this point I knew I only had 2 miles to go.  I finished the rest of my Gatorade.  Should I be writing that like this - Gatorade (R)?  I was still pretty thirsty.  Then I remembered there's a drinking fountain at the park.  So I ran past the skaters and through the basketball courts.  I saw a pudgy 12 year old stuff his grandmother.  In your face, Grandma!  I got a quick drink and took off for the home stretch.  I thought about cutting through the golf course, but it was dark, and I would probably run straight into the lake.  Plus I knew I wouldn't reach 15 miles if I did.  So I stayed on the sidewalk.  When I got to the roundabout I called my wife and told her I would be home in about 4 minutes.  I asked her to stay on the phone with me.  With 0.3 miles to go my son rode his bike and his friend ran me in the rest of the way.  My wife had a nice tall cup of ice water waiting for me.

Well, that was a long entry for not being a race.  How pathetic am I?  But it was a moral victory, and I want to remember it.  I hopped in the shower, and that's when my calves started to feel like they were going to fall off.  Ouch.  Hmmm, maybe I don't want to run another marathon.  My scale said I weight 192.  That means I lost 10 lbs today.  Ha!  And that was after the nice tall cup of water.  Well, I'm sure I'll gain it all back in a hurry.  Now the temperature is 84.  My legs are feeling better since I ate dinner.  And I'm exhausted.  Not from running.  From writing this entry.  Good night!

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 15.08
Weight: 192.00
Comments
From Samantha Dean-Howard on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 03:15:03 from 90.201.147.131

he he he Im am your no 1 fan look im first and ive messaged on facebook how good am I lol.

well me thinks you have done fantastic today long runs are not easy are they even though your running slower than normal....thankfully you did run slower too it doesnt matter when you start your long runs at all its time on your feet and distance that matters most..... I am so glad for you in achieving this run its a real boost isnt it when you accomplish something youve tried a few times a huge big well done BURT and your legs will ache but try stretching them a few times each day and maybe some ice would help

HIGH FIVE ;-)))

From ChrisM on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 05:08:05 from 130.88.123.4

Sam is such a show off, really, stealing Burt's limelight like that! LOL

Well done Burt, at last the 15 mile run is conquered!

And it is good you managed to avoid the hole this time!

From flatlander on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 08:42:24 from 76.31.26.153

Burt, good job, I know how hard it is to run in that kind of heat, takes a lot out of you, especially at the end. I can't stomach Gu or Gatorade when it's hot, I need to figure out something.

From Rhett on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 12:04:52 from 74.42.168.199

Great run Burt. Are you ramping it up for a marathon?

From Metcalf Running on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 12:23:28 from 207.225.192.66

Congrats on your accomplishment! Are you getting ready for a marathon? You kept a pretty nice pace even for running in the dark.

From Burt on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 12:56:37 from 68.76.197.194

Sam - thanks for being my #1. I can't believe my legs aren't that sore today. A little, but not much.

Chris - I've done 15 miles plenty of times before, but for some reason, it was like a mental hurdle. I just had the right frame of mind today.

Thur - I was having indegestion problems for a while yesterday in my run. But I think that had more to do with the chili dogs I ate for lunch.

Rhett - I've still been thinking about doing Mesquite in November. I thought if I can do my 15 this week, and a 20 next week, I may be able to pull it off. But it hurt so bad after I finished I was thinking, "Another 11 miles? That would kill me! I don't even want to do this run again." Now that I'm feeling better, we'll see.

Lori - Thanks. Ditto what I said to Rhett.

From seeaprilrun on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 13:15:43 from 68.103.250.39

WOW I am exhausted just reading that. Congratulations. I would melt and die in that heat. Yeesh. I need to go take a nap now.

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 16:49:22 from 90.201.147.131

If you put the right consistant work in for a Marathon and stick to the right pace for you on the day It wouldnt be as hard as you think but if it goes wrong you may start as one person and end completely a different person honest !

From allie on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 17:13:10 from 67.177.43.41

great job burt! congratulations on your victory. that was just as exciting, if not MORE exciting than a race report. i cannot believe it is still that hot there. want to trade weather forecasts?

From RivertonPaul on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 17:38:59 from 67.42.27.114

Way to go.

From Steve Piccolo on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 20:23:39 from 66.60.123.63

Way to get it done, Burt! That's a lot of GU. Did you feel wired after?

From Burt on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 21:53:25 from 98.167.151.26

April - Sorry about that. This was kind of a selfish blog. I was mostly writing it for myself.

allie - Nah. I think I'll keep my forecast. For now at least.

RP - thanks.

Steve - I did notice I couldn't fall asleep right away. But I've read other bloggers' race reports and a few people take them every three miles. And it seems like every time I've taken them in the past, they haven't done anything for me. So I was experimenting to see if maybe a bigger guy like me needs more fuel/GUs for them to be effective.

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Sat, Oct 17, 2009 at 12:43:57 from 90.201.147.131

Burt did the gu make a difference this time round???? or did it just leave you wired for the night..... I seem to take my energy gel too late when Ive already started to feel tired then when I take it I feel the difference ?

From seeaprilrun on Sat, Oct 17, 2009 at 13:18:41 from 68.103.250.39

sore today?

From Eric Day on Sat, Oct 17, 2009 at 21:28:27 from 189.169.181.244

Wow Burt, way to go and beat that run that was giving you a hard time. Asi son los machos !

Hope you feel rested and will you be doing the marathon?

From Merri on Sat, Oct 17, 2009 at 21:47:46 from 67.199.179.247

Victory, victory, thru him that redeemed us!

nice job burt.

From Burt on Sat, Oct 17, 2009 at 23:32:40 from 98.167.151.26

Sam - people tell me they feel a kick of energy right away. I don't.

April - I'm not very sore at all. Good luck tomorrow.

Eric - I'll decide next week if I want to do the marathon.

Merri - you're so spiritual.

From Teena on Sat, Oct 17, 2009 at 23:38:34 from 67.177.20.13

I was looking to read something funny and inspiring!!! Got it both in one swoop!!! Thanks Burt!!

Hope you are enjoying your victory. That really is AWESOME!!!

(Sorry I'm late in congratulating you on your awesomeness ... )

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME.

Huge congrats!

From Lyns on Sun, Oct 18, 2009 at 01:41:53 from 75.162.105.57

Whoopeee!!!! Good job!!!!

From beef on Sun, Oct 18, 2009 at 11:11:27 from 72.44.96.196

Congrats, especially in 89 degree heat!! I think it's awesome that your son ran the last bit with you, supportive families are the best.

From rattletrap on Sun, Oct 18, 2009 at 23:19:25 from 24.19.93.139

Good job!

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