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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, Doone, Eight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, Jun, Kelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RAD, Rhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Thu, Oct 22, 2009
Total Distance
3.00

Q: What do you do when you see a 200 pound man barreling down the sidewalk?

A: You move out of the way as fast as you can!  That's a no-brainer.

Three little brothers and sisters were walking to school this morning.  Cute as buttons.  Dumb as doorknobs.  I kept thinking, "Any second now they're going to move over for me.  Any second.  Hello?  Giant man moving right at you at a high velocity.  Please move.  What are you staring at?  They're not moving."  At the last second I had to dart around them.  The littlest one looked like the little boy on Daddy Day Care.  So cute.  It was hard to stay mad at them.

Time - 24:46 (avg. pace 8:15)

Splits - 8:28, 8:22, 7:58

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 White/Classic Blue/Raven Miles: 3.00
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From Merri on Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 13:59:41 from 67.199.179.247

on the most recent entries it says slow poke burt. when did you change your display name? :)

maybe they thought you wanted to play red rover

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 14:16:01 from 90.201.147.118

ha ha ha thats funny Id just run em over lol I had a situation like that parked cars o the road I was on the pavement two young scantily clad women walkin towards me side by side I was doing a mile rep and I dont stop for cars never mind silly women omg I ended up shouting move not stopping and ran through them omg so glad I was fit then cos theyd never catch me up in those big heels they had on LMAO

on that note Well done great run and glad you didnt pancake them as they sound so cute :-)

p.s whos the daddy !

From Burt on Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 15:14:41 from 68.76.197.194

Merri - Slow poke Burt? Are you hacking my blog again???

Sam - you're the daddy. Queen daddy!

From Britta on Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 16:03:48 from 24.30.166.47

Too funny!

From Carolyn in Colorado on Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 16:06:53 from 24.8.167.243

They must have been in awe.

From Rhett on Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 17:01:17 from 74.41.249.102

I'm glad there were no injuries. I can only imagine the headlines.

200 LBS MAN CRUCHES LITTLE CHILDREN IN HEAD-ON RUNNING ACCIDENT

From Burt on Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 18:36:27 from 68.76.197.194

Britta - Good luck with your move. I'm gonna miss your sporadic blogging.

Carolyn - Clearly they were in awe of me. How many Clydesdales are there that can glide along with my ease?

Rhett - it sounds pretty bad when you say it like that.

Merri - I get it now. Slowpoke blogged right after I did. You goof! I can't wait until Big Legs blogs blogs right after you.

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Fri, Oct 23, 2009 at 07:30:27 from 78.32.130.9

its okay Lightitup just blogged after chris M

ha ha ha

From flatlander on Fri, Oct 23, 2009 at 10:53:46 from 76.31.26.153

I almost got hit by a bicycle this morning. I guess it's my job to stay out of the way. They dress like Lance Armstrong and they never say hi.

From Burt on Fri, Oct 23, 2009 at 10:56:34 from 98.167.151.26

Why did I say blogs twice in a row? OCD, I guess.

From Burt on Fri, Oct 23, 2009 at 11:04:27 from 98.167.151.26

Flatlander - Stay out of the way of the cyclists. LOL! Even I don't like to talk to anyone when I'm on my bike.

From RivertonPaul on Fri, Oct 23, 2009 at 13:17:07 from 67.42.27.114

You need to remove your cloak of invisibility before running.

From flatlander on Fri, Oct 23, 2009 at 13:20:49 from 76.31.26.153

Maybe if I was a little faster they wouldn't mistake me for a tree . . . .

From Brent on Fri, Oct 23, 2009 at 18:18:27 from 76.8.201.223

Harry Potter, AKA Hairy Burt - its good your not a day dream believer, with the beatles. Too funny, some walkers are clueless, 2,3,4 abreast expect runners to have ballet moves. I thought you were going to hurdle the kids? 100 commando points for half back move avoiding the kids. You know, tutus give your the magic power to make those ballet moves.

Stay Kool, Happy Feet - stay on your toes, B of BS Rools out

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