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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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9.25 miles on the bike to work.  I left my Garmin at work yesterday after turning it on to locate satellites.  Fortunately it was still there.  Unfortunately its battery is dead.  Also, unfortunately I left my keys at home today thinking I wouldn't need them because I'm not driving.  However, I do need to get into my office.  Fortunately there is a spare key up front.  Fortunately I got to ride my bike to work today.  Unfortunately that means Emily is still sick.  I think I could make a fortune telling people their fortunes.  Or unfortunes.

9.75 miles home.  I felt good, but my back gradually seized up, and I want to cry like a baby.

Weight: 0.00
Comments
From allie on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 10:11:23 from 161.38.218.168

fortunately you know how to spell.

From Burt on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 10:15:50 from 71.216.109.214

allie, why don't you go blow up another pizza stone? You're good at that!

From allie on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 10:17:06 from 161.38.218.168

unfortunately i'm at work.

From Burt on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 10:19:34 from 71.216.109.214

Then blow up the microwave glass spinny thing!

From allie on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 10:22:29 from 161.38.218.168

i've done that twice. i've also fried three projector bulbs in one month.

they keep me on board because i wear red power pant suits and lean in when i talk.

From Burt on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 10:26:08 from 71.216.109.214

That's fortunate. And effective. Keep up the good work.

From Lily on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 10:33:22 from 166.137.156.34

Hi Burt, hi Allie

From Burt on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 10:53:09 from 71.216.109.214

Lily? THE Lily?

From allie on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 10:54:04 from 161.38.218.168

oooohhhhhhhhhhhhh yes.

From allie on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 10:54:18 from 161.38.218.168

LILY.

From allie on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 10:54:24 from 161.38.218.168

hi.

From Lily on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 10:57:35 from 166.137.156.36

Oh yes. I'm one of kind!

From Lily on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 11:07:47 from 67.199.178.95

Hold your thoughts, I've got to peeeee

From Burt on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 11:10:19 from 71.216.109.214

Hold your bladder. I have to think.

From Chad Robinson on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 11:11:09 from 50.73.39.89

Unfortunately I read this entire post - other than the fact that Emily is still sick (sad).

From Burt on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 15:43:02 from 71.216.109.214

Fortunately you're still alive Chad. And that's something.

From Rhett on Thu, Oct 25, 2012 at 10:59:05 from 74.41.239.14

Is Unfortunes a word? Wouldn't that be misfortunes? Funny stuff Burt.

From Burt on Thu, Oct 25, 2012 at 12:20:27 from 71.216.109.214

Rhett - there's probably 500 different words we could come up with for the root word fortune. Let's make a list and call it the Fortune 500.

From The Quiet Pirate on Thu, Oct 25, 2012 at 12:47:33 from 152.26.230.54

Emily is sick? Blimey!

From Burt on Thu, Oct 25, 2012 at 12:48:15 from 71.216.109.214

She went to school today. And I went to the chiropractor because I could hardly walk.

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