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Member Since:

May 12, 2008



Goal Type:


Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.


I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

Miles:This week: 8.56 Month: 45.68 Year: 592.42
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 802.53
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 103.15
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 800.21
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 3.99
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 187.18
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance

Make sure to congratulate Nan on her 2nd place finish at the 15k National Championships.

Weight: 0.00
From The Quiet Pirate on Thu, Mar 17, 2011 at 11:20:10 from

was someone after her onion?

From Burt on Thu, Mar 17, 2011 at 11:49:40 from

her bloomin' onion.

From Merri on Thu, Mar 17, 2011 at 16:45:51 from

I bet Nan loves you.

From Burt on Thu, Mar 17, 2011 at 16:56:05 from

She does. She really does.

From Nan on Thu, Mar 17, 2011 at 21:44:34 from

Um. I do?

I don't get this picture. Why are we holding our hands wierd? Well I know why I am...because I was quietly listening to a tribute for Sally Meyerhoff and I've been taught since I was a child to fold my arms or clasp my hands in reverence. But what is that other dude doing?

From SlowJoe on Thu, Mar 17, 2011 at 21:52:05 from

All I know is #10 is leaving himself wide open -- rookie mistake.

From Burt on Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 01:42:14 from

See. She just said it. What question mark?

Nan - you want to talk about reverence? I had to tell my son to take off his sunglasses in teacher's quorum. So he took them off and held them on his face backwards.

Joe - #10 may soon find it hard to go #1.

From Chad Robinson on Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 02:48:15 from

Sunglasses should be worn at all times.

From allie on Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 18:26:56 from

picture? i can't see it.

all i see is text, then a giant black box, then more text, then merri's head shot. fill me in.

From Merri on Sat, Mar 19, 2011 at 00:07:31 from

This picture is of me holding Nan on my shoulders after her AWESOME 15k finish. In the background you can see Burt being detained by some officers for breaking his restraining order, and others are chanting for she's a jolly good fellow.

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