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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
3.00

I got ready to run this morning and my wife, bless her heart, brought me a delicious fluffy mushroom and asparagus omelet for breakfast.  How could I say no?  Besides, I'm in Ragnar training, and Ragnar is all about learning when and how much to eat.  After 9 Ragnars, I still haven't figured it out.  So I got ready to go, and the last thing my wife says to me is, "Don't let your heart explode on you."  What the hec_??!!??

Asics Gel 3030 Miles: 3.00
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From catherine on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 14:19:49 from 98.202.112.38

That omelet sounds awesome.

From Burt on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 14:21:40 from 68.14.209.26

Oh my gosh Catherine. It was a dream come true.

From RivertonPaul on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 14:40:16 from 166.250.1.1

Burt, that was some early Valentines Day love.

From Burt on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 14:41:32 from 68.14.209.26

What? Valentine's Day is coming up? Thanks for the reminder!

From RAD on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 16:42:33 from 98.202.23.178

Wow, your wife gets total bonus points for that one!! Glad you got the Ragnar training in.

From Burt on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 16:44:06 from 68.14.209.26

Thanks RAD. Someday we should be in the same van. I think I can handle your stink.

From RAD on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 17:05:37 from 98.202.23.178

you may be able to handle my stink, but you couldn't keep up with my food intake :)

From Burt on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 17:08:03 from 68.14.209.26

I've told you I could take all the Dekker girls on.

From april27 on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 20:04:17 from 99.188.251.180

Woot woot! I can't wait for Ragnar pics!

From Burt on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 20:50:57 from 72.223.93.158

April - did you ever get your team put together?

From april27 on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 21:46:29 from 99.188.251.180

No my friend kinda bailed. I got Ragnar stood up! Lol

From Brent on Thu, Feb 09, 2012 at 22:40:13 from 66.7.127.67

Ain't love grand - gotta keeper - have fun Ragnaring it.

Grand Funk Out

From TylerS on Fri, Feb 10, 2012 at 08:30:02 from 63.248.99.121

IS there a "real" Ragnar training plan???...lol Good job on not letting your heart explode!

From Burt on Fri, Feb 10, 2012 at 08:45:02 from 72.223.93.158

Thanks Brent. I mean GFO.

Tyler - if you hear of one, let me know.

From allie on Fri, Feb 10, 2012 at 12:44:12 from 97.126.211.101

mmmmm. omelet. one of those substantial scrabble words that's worth very little points.

From Burt on Fri, Feb 10, 2012 at 14:23:40 from 68.14.209.26

Scrambled scrabble delight.

From Claudio on Fri, Feb 10, 2012 at 15:34:18 from 96.234.239.250

Burt - I'm glad that wasn't the VERY last thing she said to you! Ragnar's sound fun, one day I'll try one.

From Steam8 on Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:52:59 from 166.70.55.77

Hahaa!!! I love your wife! What a sweetie. She is feeding you eggs to boost your cholesterol and hoping your heart won't explode. I bet she just upped your life insurance! ;)

From Burt on Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 12:13:47 from 72.223.93.158

Claudio - the way I felt on the run I'm lucky it wasn't.

Steamer - You love my wife because she tried to murder me? You would!

From julieesplin on Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 17:57:59 from 75.169.164.214

Steam 8 beat me to it, I was going to ask if you have much life insurance.

I didn't know Ragnar was all about eating, I thought it was about running. Ragnar = eat, drive, run, drive, eat, drive, run, drive, sleep 3 hrs, drive, run, eat, drive. If we could replace some of the driving with sleeping I'd like it more.

From Burt on Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 21:06:15 from 72.223.93.158

Julie - Every time I run Ragnar my stomach does crazy things to me on my 2nd run. I figure it's eating related. But I could be wrong.

From ACorn on Sun, Feb 12, 2012 at 03:11:08 from 24.2.76.146

Nice run Burt! Your wife is hilarious, maybe you should take her to Ragnar for motivation.

From flatlander on Sun, Feb 12, 2012 at 07:59:20 from 76.31.26.153

I've been thinking about that omelet for a couple of days now. Especially during the last stages of a run. Would you mind posting your address?

From Burt on Sun, Feb 12, 2012 at 20:21:27 from 72.223.93.158

ACorn - Yeah. That would be great. "Get your lazy butt moving, you bum! I should have married your brother!"

Flat - We're having dinner for breakfast tonight. You have a standing invitation anytime.

From The Quiet Pirate on Mon, Feb 13, 2012 at 15:34:58 from 152.26.59.252

You talk a good game, but we'd make an omelet out of you and then make your heart explode in shame.

Just sayin'

From Burt on Mon, Feb 13, 2012 at 15:44:46 from 68.14.209.26

At least I'd die happy.

From Rhett on Mon, Feb 13, 2012 at 18:22:20 from 170.215.58.122

I've never seen fluffy mushrooms before, but the omelet sounds great. Way to step up your Ragnar training.

From ben on Mon, Feb 13, 2012 at 22:13:38 from 4.228.255.166

Ragnar is all about eating.., that is probably why no has asked me back.

From Burt on Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 13:28:21 from 68.14.209.26

Rhett - I hear there's some mushrooms you can take that will make everything look fluffy.

Ben - Glen the Gazelle can't smell anything. Seriously. You can be on his team.

From ben on Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 16:41:45 from 209.33.248.15

Smell is part of problem in addition to the space I take up with my 2 large ice chests of food.

From Burt on Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 16:46:42 from 68.14.209.26

LOL! I just naturally assume everyone's always talking about gas.

From runningafterbabies on Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 18:41:00 from 71.195.219.247

She probably meant exploding with so much love for her.

From Burt on Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 19:11:26 from 72.223.93.158

Sure Melody. You always take her side.

From RivertonPaul on Wed, Feb 15, 2012 at 16:48:54 from 67.42.27.114

Burt, before looking at the Family Feud poll on my page, "Name a word that rhymes with song."

From Tara on Wed, Feb 15, 2012 at 19:07:05 from 75.169.154.92

HECK. Just say it, it will make you feel better. Good wife:)

From Burt on Thu, Feb 16, 2012 at 15:51:59 from 72.223.93.158

Paul - Too late Paul. I watched your blog videos like 10 seconds after you posted them :)

Tara - Watchyomouth!

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