I'm not going to talk about that "other" subject, although I could thanks to an ill-mannered horse that traversed the sidewalk between today and yesterday. Instead I want to talk about something else that is so embarrassing it makes my cheeks red - wedgies.
Lately it seems I've been getting more and more of them. Or I've noticed them more. Why am I constantly having to untuck? I may be carrying around a little extra junk in the trunk. I've been toying around with that Clydesdale division again. I know it can't be suction. More often than not I'm ventilating. Well, two dollars to whomever can solve this mystery.
Lady Liberty hasn't been around the last two days. Don't people still have to do their taxes? Yesterday my last half mile was the slowest part of my run so today I purposefully picked up the pace. However, coming down the home stretch I saw my neighbor Jeff. A couple of months ago he got in a bad motorcycle accident. He shattered his knee, broke his neck in two places, and had to get 16 stitches in his head. He flagged me down. He asked if I could help the tow truck driver load his hog up so it could get fixed. I was happy to oblige. I think he was happy that I got my sweaty DNA all over his bike, too.
Time - 46:22 (avg. pace 8:23)
Splits - 8:24, 8:21, 8:35, 8:34, 8:25, 4:02 for 0.53 (7:39 pace)