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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 37.12 Year: 583.86
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 802.53
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 103.15
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 800.21
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 3.99
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 178.62
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
5.52

Today was weird.  I was in a great mood all day yesterday.  But I was a little cranky for sleeping in this morning.  So, I had a good run, but felt cranky about it.  I wanted to push the 5th mile because I usually just do my fast miles on mile 2.  I was pleased with my effort.

Time - 45:16 (avg. pace 8:13)

Splits - 8:42, 8:22, 8:24, 8:24, 6:54, 4:31 for 0.52 (8:46 pace)

Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Miles: 5.52
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From Seth on Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 12:59:38 from 199.188.28.8

It's ok to be cranky once in awhile. Nice pace that late into the run.

From The Quiet Pirate on Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 14:21:10 from 152.26.59.252

Do you think being cranky has anything to do with yesterday's problem?

I think AZDesertmonsoon's web site was informative. String bikini may be the key to your success and your cranky feelings. ..... unless you're cranky because you didn't have a wedgie.

From Burt on Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 15:02:41 from 206.19.214.144

Thanks Seth! Oh also, yesterday when I was riding my bike home these two guys were riding in this Toyota Scion (I think that's the same kind of ride QP has), and they had a sign on their back window that said HORNBLASTERS. The driver was saying stuff on a megaphone and blasting the horn while the passenger was filming it. They came up behind me and said, "Sir. You're on my bike. You stole my bike." I'll admit it did startle me a little, but hopefully I didn't jump too much. Then they turned into the Safeway parking lot and I thought about following them. I kept going though. Then I had turned on the side road to my house and I heard them blast someone. I couldn't believe they were turning on the same road I was on. So I slowed way down for them to catch up to me. The stupid driver once again used the same line. This time I stopped and got ready to punch the passenger in the face. When they saw I meant business he quickly apologized and said, "have a good day, sir." So, if you see any YouTube videos of a mean looking nerdy dude on a cheap bike, it's me.

QP - I didn't notice a wedgie today. Do you think the distribution center will have string bikinis in my size?

From Merri on Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 18:24:52 from 160.7.252.148

I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.

From Burt on Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 18:28:25 from 206.19.214.144

LOL.

From The Quiet Pirate on Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 20:24:13 from 174.110.223.249

I've heard you can special order for shorter waists or shorter/longer legs...maybe they've got something with a really short leg and short waist..like a string bikini. You should call them & ask.

Scions appeal to a certain variety of people. Most of which need to be forced to walk the plank & have their cars commandeered by pirates.

From AZDesertmonsoon on Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 21:09:59 from 63.226.53.170

I'm a fan of the Dri Lux.

From Toby on Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 22:12:18 from 216.194.124.36

Nicely done Burt...no need to be grumpy!

From april27 on Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 23:58:39 from 99.188.251.180

wedgies

From Derunzo on Thu, Mar 31, 2011 at 09:49:14 from 64.56.60.130

Nice run Mccumbo!

From Steve Piccolo on Wed, Apr 06, 2011 at 23:51:49 from 174.23.208.226

Way to push it, Burton!

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