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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
3.00

Time to start training properly for Ragnar Vegas.  

Time - 24:34 (avg. pace 8:11)

Splits - 8:14, 8:08, 8:12

This should provide some comic relief.


Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 3.00
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From Scott Wesemann on Tue, Oct 05, 2010 at 02:13:03 from 75.165.249.90

There is a song by The Cure that is coming to mind: HOT HOT HOT.

From SlowJoe on Tue, Oct 05, 2010 at 03:07:26 from 69.22.186.29

OWWWW..KEILLY CLARKSON!!

From ChrisM on Tue, Oct 05, 2010 at 03:47:49 from 130.88.123.4

OUCHIES!

From runningafterbabies on Tue, Oct 05, 2010 at 10:13:08 from 67.161.249.168

Ummmm

From Chad on Tue, Oct 05, 2010 at 10:26:42 from 168.177.153.5

You should have waxed a smiley face.

From PRE on Tue, Oct 05, 2010 at 11:07:33 from 204.60.75.185

Hi Burt,

Checked out your blog and Predog's blog. Burt, your 1600s and 5Ks are better than my times. Your longer runs are about the same as mine from a time perspective. I will soon enter my race results to my blog. And then if you like you can check them out. Is this the proper way to speak to people? By entering the message into my blog? Or should I go to your page and enter the blog? I decided to go to your page to attempt entering the blog.

From Lily on Tue, Oct 05, 2010 at 18:06:43 from 67.199.181.73

O.M.G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From allie on Tue, Oct 05, 2010 at 19:58:49 from 174.19.51.35

PRE - welcome to the blog. wow, a giant pic of a half-waxed chest and you didn't even flinch!

burt - !! pure torture.

From Bec on Wed, Oct 06, 2010 at 00:23:55 from 67.172.233.189

?... That is all.

From auntieem on Wed, Oct 06, 2010 at 12:11:32 from 67.185.78.7

Painfully comic.

From Sammie Howard on Wed, Oct 06, 2010 at 15:21:11 from 86.135.21.161

omg your as hairy as my hubby well nearly as hairy lol

From baldnspicy on Wed, Oct 06, 2010 at 23:39:51 from 72.77.68.219

Sam, I think you meant to say...USED to be as hairy.

Why are you covering up the tears, Burt. We need to see your sensitive side.

From anji on Thu, Oct 07, 2010 at 16:05:38 from 24.49.170.170

i wonder what we be more painful??? waxing or running a marathon....do you want to get back to us on that one? :)

From nicole on Fri, Oct 08, 2010 at 11:55:29 from 128.208.244.70

First off, hilarious. Second off, tell us about Ragnar Vegas!!!

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