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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
3.00

Time - 26:30 (avg. pace 8:49)

Splits - 9:02, 8:45, 8:40 

Temp - 79

Speaking of Harley men, check out this story about a friend of mine that I've known since 1st grade.

Asics Gel 3030 Miles: 3.00
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From Steam8 on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 13:20:52 from 166.70.55.77

Nice run Burty-Burt! 3 miles would feel sooooooo good! I hope you are enjoying! How is your back?

From Steam8 on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 13:21:21 from 166.70.55.77

I was first! first! first! :)

From Kira Bell on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 13:35:49 from 74.220.196.214

Good job Burt ;)

From Burt on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 13:38:00 from 206.19.214.144

Way to go Amy! You're number 1! The back is doing a lot better. Thanks for asking.

Kira Bell - How's the cold weather up in Utah?

From Steam8 on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 13:39:27 from 166.70.55.77

Hey Burt....do you only have girls comment on your blog??? ;)

From Burt on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 13:40:57 from 206.19.214.144

Yes. And a few gay men.

From Burt on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 13:43:01 from 206.19.214.144

By gay, I mean happy.

From Steam8 on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 13:43:44 from 166.70.55.77

Ahhahahahaaa!! Burt, you made my day!

From ACorn on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 14:42:32 from 68.66.168.22

Nice run, 79 degrees must feel wonderful. Also, thanks for the article. Rookie mistake to go out into the desert looking for bottles and money. Should've seen it coming, poor fella.

From Burt on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 14:49:56 from 206.19.214.144

Oh, let me clarify. My friend is Casey. The alleged murderer.

From RAD on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 15:11:48 from 76.27.16.189

Funny, but I never thought the victim was your friend. Guess it's just the pessimist in me :)

Nice job on the miles - glad the back is behaving.

From Burt on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 15:12:50 from 206.19.214.144

You just think I hang out with murderers all the time.

From DaleG on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 15:12:57 from 71.199.57.238

Fabulous run. What outfit were you wearing?

From Burt on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 15:36:05 from 206.19.214.144

Uh, my red shorts and Rio's Ruthless Runners shirt. Were you stalking me?

From JD on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 18:33:50 from 70.96.78.149

Burt, I've been looking for the definition of your word alnalyses, but couldn't find one.

From Burt on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 18:39:19 from 206.19.214.144

Did you try Urban Dictionary dot com? It has something to do with a few gay men.

From allie on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 21:42:23 from 24.10.191.18

JD - LOL!

From Brent on Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 23:22:22 from 66.7.127.67

Harley - hey you must have been a sailor in your previous life, a few choice words, gesters, next in line, a tat. Burt, comeon, calm and cool - your a runner, nothing gets a real runner mad, just run harder to get it out. Be safe - keep the windows up

Stay Kool, B of BS Rools out

From Burt on Wed, Sep 14, 2011 at 01:59:41 from 72.223.91.148

Thanks Brent. I'll just tell the next Harley man that I'm good friends with you and I'm sure they will leave me alone.

From Merri on Wed, Sep 14, 2011 at 11:21:07 from 160.7.252.148

so you stink at basketball?

From Burt on Wed, Sep 14, 2011 at 12:29:06 from 206.19.214.144

I stink at basketball. I stink in basketball. I stink around basketball. You can basically put any preposition in there you want.

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