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November 17, 2019

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Member Since:

May 12, 2008



Goal Type:


Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.


I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 37.12 Year: 583.86
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 802.53
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 103.15
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 800.21
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 3.99
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 178.62
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance

My wife is the prettiest, sweetest, best everything! I'm sorry I ever said anything to the contrary. I will no longer mention her in a bad light on my blog....

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From Burt on Tue, Mar 22, 2011 at 23:06:31 from

I've been hijacked! Hijacked while I was on the toilet!

Luckily I agree with everything the hijacker said.

From DaleG on Tue, Mar 22, 2011 at 23:23:46 from

Allie is your wife?

From Burt on Tue, Mar 22, 2011 at 23:46:03 from

She wishes.

From The Quiet Pirate on Wed, Mar 23, 2011 at 10:58:18 from

I knew it wasn't you... no poo.

From Merri on Wed, Mar 23, 2011 at 11:28:40 from

I was hijacked on the toilet once. It wasn't pretty.

From Rye on Wed, Mar 23, 2011 at 12:56:18 from


From Scott Wesemann on Wed, Mar 23, 2011 at 13:06:46 from


From Brent on Wed, Mar 23, 2011 at 14:44:50 from

Burt, trouble, trouble, troubles, how is the couch working out? Men are lucky women put up with us.

Stay Kool, potty pretty, B of BS Rools out

From runningafterbabies on Wed, Mar 23, 2011 at 18:21:16 from

That was a very nice post although if it really was writting while you were on the toilet I would have expected it to be at least four times as long.

I'm just saying...

From RivertonPaul on Wed, Mar 23, 2011 at 18:53:04 from

I just thought you'd been sleeping on the couch.

From april27 on Thu, Mar 24, 2011 at 15:47:05 from


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