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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
2.54

I took Ginger with me this morning.  It's been a while for her.  She knew exactly what to do.  On the way home I let her drink from the magic water fountain.  By which I mean I took a swig and spit it in her mouth.

Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Miles: 2.54
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From The Quiet Pirate on Fri, Sep 20, 2013 at 16:19:28 from 71.53.111.105

My first thought was that Ginger must be your dog. Then I realized I was jumping to conclusions and have come up with a list of other options. Many of which are not appropriate for a public forum. Either way, I'm sure she loved the mother bird MWF refreshing beverage.

From flatlander on Sat, Sep 21, 2013 at 09:28:56 from 76.31.9.237

It's been too long since I read your blog, thanks for that entry.

From Tracy on Sat, Sep 21, 2013 at 10:41:20 from 50.103.212.241

Or did she take a swig and spit it in your mouth?

From Burt on Sun, Sep 22, 2013 at 19:53:55 from 174.26.216.3

QP - You can say whatever you want now on the Fast Running Blog. Sasha doesn't care anymore. I swear.

flatlander - I think I'll go read some of your entries. But first, QP's.

Tracy - Does it matter?

From allie on Mon, Sep 23, 2013 at 13:26:07 from 97.126.223.228

QP - ginger is a cat.

From allie on Mon, Sep 23, 2013 at 13:26:52 from 97.126.223.228

sasha still doesn't allow party hats. let me demonstrate:

From The Quiet Pirate on Mon, Sep 23, 2013 at 18:51:46 from 71.53.111.105

Allie- that explains SO much! When I got the email about party hats, the hat was there. But when I looked on the web site- no hat. Magic water fountain meets FRB- and now we have magic disappearing hats.

From Burt on Mon, Sep 23, 2013 at 22:15:26 from 174.26.216.3

I'm still flabbergasted that the legendary 13 time TOU champion commented on my blog. allie, I hope they made you pee in a cup after your last performance.

From Tara on Mon, Sep 23, 2013 at 22:35:10 from 75.169.139.89

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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