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Member Since:

May 12, 2008



Goal Type:


Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.


I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

Miles:This week: 5.16 Month: 26.26 Year: 637.24
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 802.53
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 105.76
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 800.21
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 3.99
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 229.39
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance

I had to go check some well sites.  I got to one and knew the other one was a quarter a mile away.  I decided to jog to it.  When I got back I realized I'd left my keys in the lock.  Rookie mistake.  Jogged back and got them.

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From SlowJoe on Sat, Dec 10, 2011 at 12:26:30 from

You are a true multi-tasker.

From Burt on Sat, Dec 10, 2011 at 12:30:39 from

Last night was a slow night. Usually I put about 130 miles in the truck. It was about half that last night. I could probably run that distance in 12 hours. But I, I mean you.

From SlowJoe on Sat, Dec 10, 2011 at 20:21:51 from

That's a lot of driving. I wonder how many baby polar bears lost their lives because of all your carbon emissions.

From Tara on Sat, Dec 10, 2011 at 20:34:29 from

at leest u got a run inn. u r a multitascer. hopefuley you're hand-string is feeleng beter

From Burt on Sun, Dec 11, 2011 at 07:15:26 from

Joe - 1 every 20 miles.

Tara - do you have a high school diploma?

From Tara on Sun, Dec 11, 2011 at 10:58:16 from

Burt u r rood y wood u sey that" just bucuz u have frends, dusent meen its

o-kay 2 make fun of uthers. yeS i hav a deploma! meybee we r frends, butt meybee not.

From Burt on Sun, Dec 11, 2011 at 16:03:00 from

I wasn't trying to be rude. I meant no offense. I was just curious. Gosh! Why so emotional? :P

From Tara on Sun, Dec 11, 2011 at 19:46:46 from

Hi Burt.

From Burt on Sun, Dec 11, 2011 at 20:04:57 from

Hi Tara. Nice grammar. Nice punctuation. You're really coming along.

From Tara on Sun, Dec 11, 2011 at 20:38:52 from


From Burt on Sun, Dec 11, 2011 at 20:51:04 from

I give up.

From runningafterbabies on Sun, Dec 11, 2011 at 21:20:24 from

Nice way to squeeze a mile in on the job.

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