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Arizona Road Racer's Open Mile November 16, 2010

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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Race: Arizona Road Racer's Open Mile November 16, 2010 (1 Miles) 00:05:58, Place overall: 18
Total Distance
2.70

My legs felt tight all day because all the sprinting from the previous day's flag football escapade.  I did not prepare myself mentally throughout the day.  But how can you when you're at work?  I did not prepare myself physically by hydrating or stretching throughout the day.  But how can you when you're at work?  I was hoping the mental and physical preparation would all come together in my half an hour pre-race stretch and warm-up routine.

I saw my internet buddy Terri who organizes the race.  I guess I can call her my real buddy now since we've met on several occasions.  She wasn't running today.  Tonight was the biggest turn out that I've ever seen.  Maybe it was because of the pizza.  There were a couple of high school track teams.  I lined up one spot back in lane one.  Nobody was taking pole position, but with the turnout, there was no way I was going to.  I spotted Jim Prescott, one of AZ's finest road racers in the masters' division.  I told him I saved him a spot.

Mark, set, go.  I was amazed at how fast people got in front of me.  It was like a funnel of legs and BO.  I even had to slow down because I was cut off.  That was probably a good thing.  I started off waaay too fast.  I couldn't believe it when I hit that first lap in 1:19, six seconds faster than last time.  But I thought, "I'm in better shape than last time.  Let's see if I can hold it."  Coming down the straight away as I finished my second lap I knew I was in trouble because my vision was blurred, and I couldn't see the clock.  I finished that lap in 1:27.  I remember thinking, "I'm on pace for a 5:32.  Holy cow!"

But I knew I was fading fast.  I told myself to just hold on one more lap, then try to finish with a good kick on the last lap.  The third lap was 1:37.  I got passed by about three guys.  I kinda felt bad, but not too much, because they had to go around me.  The last lap was 1:35.  So it was a little faster than the third lap, but just barely.  That's exactly how I used to run in high school.  My third lap would always be my slowest, and usually way slower than the rest.

These are Garmin splits with a slight adjustment because Garmin measured it at 1.02 miles.  I will update my time when the official results come out, but for now I think I was 1 second slower than last month.  Then again, last month I thought I ran a 5:58, but it turned out to be a 5:57.  So, here's for wishful thinking.

After the race I thought I was going to die.  Sorry Sis. Esplin.  No chunks or heaving.  But the top of my lungs were, I don't know how to describe it, it felt like I was hit by a bronchitis bus.  I thought about bagging the second mile because I for sure broke 6 again.  But I really wanted some pizza and would have felt guilty for eating some without running both miles.  So I finally felt a little better and did the second mile as a cool down.  I got lapped by about 5 guys and finished in 7:37.  I was actually surprised I broke 8 minutes. 

My lungs still hurt.  I wonder if it is bronchitis and running that hard triggered something.  About three hours later I finally hacked up some phlegm.  I hope I feel better for my 5k on Thursday.  I want to break 22.  Maybe 21.

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Weight: 0.00
Comments
From jun on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 13:37:31 from 66.239.250.209

I have no idea what's going on.

From RAD on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 13:44:45 from 67.172.229.125

34 minutes?!? I don't believe it, unless you crawled.

From baldnspicy on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 14:31:05 from 167.164.3.140

Did Allie send Tanya Harding to the race?

From PRE on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 14:33:31 from 99.50.214.225

You didn't blow it.

But what was your time?

From Burt on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 15:02:47 from 206.19.214.144

Ok. The real race report is up. Still waiting on the official results.

From allie on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 15:14:21 from 174.23.238.75

nice job, burt. 5:58 is a great time. plus, if you think about the BO smell, the blurred vision, the flag football and the bronchitis, it was totally a 5:55 effort.

i heard oprah is coming to the next ARR open mile. she runs consistent 5:56s. that should help.

From ChrisM on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 15:14:55 from 86.148.223.166

Maybe it is something like conservation of energy, SlowJoe's 5K was short so your mile was longer to make up for it??

Good luck in the 5K!

From Lily on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 15:16:56 from 67.199.181.73

BO, legs, phlegm (or lung butter as I call it) Your report is the most yummilicous thing I've read all day.

I think I want a raw egg now.

From Sammie Howard on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 16:51:41 from 86.183.253.146

lung burn is good its shows you pushed them to their limit.... and now they will be bigger and stronger yay for lung burn !!!

burt if you wanna get your mile faster..... do 400ms repeats

1 min19 sec aim for with as much rest as you need the first time you do repeats

try to do the full mile so 4 x 400ms..... if you go really slow on the third one thats good you know your pushing yourself id love to see you do these and improve although you would need to do them at least once a week !!! happy dayz and congrats for a sub 6 min mile once again....

btw no bunnies ???

From PRE on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 17:07:18 from 99.50.214.225

Great job Burt. You broke six yet again. Running miles in the 5s...impressive!

You inspire. I am going research if there are any mile events in CT.

I am only familiar with 5Ks and longer. But your event sounds like it would be fun to train for. And it would be an opportunity for me to attempt a mile PR. Current PR is (are you sitting?) 7:24. So breaking 7:00 not six) would be the goal.

Enjoyed reading the report.

From SlowJoe on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 17:15:26 from 214.13.130.104

Nice job Burt, still a really impressive mile! Although I should point out that I'm easily impressed so take it with a grain of salt.

From JD on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 17:20:00 from 70.96.78.149

Great mile! However, you're going to have to run hard enough to blow chunks at the end if you want another PR.

From Jason McK on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 17:22:36 from 63.255.173.99

5:58 - nice mile! Maybe I'll have to set a new goal: beat Burt's mile time. That should give my training some focus for quite some time! Way to go!

From Burt on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 17:43:40 from 206.19.214.144

allie - okay, I didn't want to say this to add more weapons to your arsenal, but lately one thing has been getting my butt out of bed and out on the road running. I recently found out that Oprah's marathon time is faster than mine! That is just eating me up inside. So when I'm trying to wake up I just say to myself, "Oprah runs faster than you." That does the trick.

Chris - it's simple physics really.

Lily - here's another yummy one: http://cocarolyn.fastrunningblog.com/blog--Just-short-run-5-44-am-29-F-66-/11-15-2010.html

Sam - you're right about the quarters. I only do mile repeats. Need to find a track to run on.

PRE - thanks. What I have in speed I lack in endurance. I need to work on that to be more like you.

Joe - I hear you. And I'm glad it impressed you.

JD - blowing chunks at the end would have been awesome since I was right behind someone.

Jason - Is this the same person that just ran 3 hours at TOU? Let me click on your blog. Yep. I'm sure you could smoke that time without breaking a sweat.

From Scott Wesemann on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 19:11:28 from 66.239.250.209

Burt- I used to think you were slow, now I'm not so sure. Nice time.

From Burt on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 19:22:12 from 206.19.214.144

Dude! I AM slow. If me, you, jun, and Twinkies all went for a run it would be like - Man, Twinkies makes jun look slow! Man, jun makes Scott look slow! Man, Scott makes Burt look slow!

From rAtTLeTrAp on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 19:33:26 from 75.196.113.68

Maybe you should get some pointers from Sally(not amy) on her puke-and-pass technique, just in case oprah shows up next time.

From Dan on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 20:12:49 from 24.209.83.20

And all this time I did not know there was an actual technique to the 'pass-and-puke' ... man do I have a lot to learn...

Hey Burt, nice sub 6!

From jun on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 20:15:26 from 63.224.110.85

Um, Scott, I think Burt just called you slow. I would call thems fightin' words.

From seeaprilrun on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 20:54:26 from 72.205.224.181

I looked for this race report all evening yesterday! Congrats on breaking 6 and I think you totally need to run a 5:50 and spew afterward! I betcha if your 1:19 was the third lap and not the first you could so do it! I remember hearing somewhere that the third lap of a 1600 is what determines the race.

From julieesplin on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 21:34:26 from 75.169.177.68

That's great! Lung burn is just about as good as a throwing-up.

From DonGardinero on Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 00:04:04 from 152.216.7.5

Way to go, Burt!!! Hey, that's exactly how I felt after my mile race last month. My vision was blurry, my lungs burned and I nearly tossed my cookies. The really bad part was only a minute after finishing, I began sneezing uncontrollably, maybe 50 or 60 times and ended up with an instant cold. Quite possibly the worst cold I ever had in my life.

From AZDesertmonsoon on Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 00:36:54 from 63.228.148.72

Nice time. You running your traditional 5k on thanksgiving?

From Burt on Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 02:40:57 from 68.225.214.248

Trap - I wouldn't have to run hard to puke if I saw Oprah.

Dan - Trap has a link to the pass and puke technique on his blog. Check it out.

jun - I just mean that he's slow mentally. Not running. You've got it all wrong.

April - it makes me feel good that someone as fast as you is anxious to hear my little old report.

Julie - I'll try harder to throw up tomorrow.

Don Gardinero - I don't know. I may have caught what you had then. I still haven't hacked it all up yet.

AZDM - I'm not going to do that one again this year. I feel bad because the last two years I've won, and I haven't even been in the stake. Anyway, my stake is doing one this year and since my BFF is the stake activities coordinator, I must go support him. But you should do that one. It's close to where you live. Or you could come do ours. Then we could go watch JeffMc win the Mesa mi Amigos 10k.

From Sammie Howard on Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 05:36:17 from 78.32.130.9

ok im flying over to you at xmas and dressing up like Oprah I wanna see you puke ha ha

You can do quarters on the mill....road....anywere Ive done quarters on the trails before !!!!! just do the quarters blow some more chunks:))

From AZDesertmonsoon on Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 09:37:41 from 63.228.148.72

I'm planning on doing the Turkey Waddle in Queen Creek. A guy from work and his wife are making the trek out from the west side to run it with me or I would take you up on running in your stake's race.

From Bonnie on Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 11:24:03 from 184.49.166.66

Burt, I think if you did the workout that Sam suggested you would not only get faster but get some good training on the pass-and-puke technique. The only time I actually puked in a race was a very hot 10K - I had stupidly taken a shot of pink gatorade (I didn't know what it was and it was my first race) and proceeded to puke red/pink all over the front of my white shirt ... I finished the race but my face was beet red for about 6 hours afterward, and that red stuff never came out of my shirt .... ah the joys of youth.

From JamesH on Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 13:21:03 from 74.211.22.194

Nicely done. All that shaving pays off. Or is it the constant training?

From Colby Park on Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 15:04:48 from 77.42.98.178

Burt nice run. Also, I am allowed to say where I am stationed, no big secret about that. I am home now which is Italy at a small base in Vicenza. Did you see the Medal of Honor ceremony? SSG Guinta is in my company here in Italy.

From Scott Ensign on Sat, Nov 20, 2010 at 18:05:06 from 207.224.194.35

way to break 6. but I lost 5K on my bet. oh well

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