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December 12, 2019

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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

Miles:This week: 5.16 Month: 26.26 Year: 637.24
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 802.53
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 105.76
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 800.21
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 3.99
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 229.39
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
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9.25 miles on the bicycle to work.  I packed a nice work tan 2-buttoned collared shirt (is there a name for those?) to put on after my ride.  When I put it on I noticed it had slob stains all over the front.  So I put back on the flourescent neon yellow-green technical T (is there a name for that?)  Now I'll look like a clown at work all day.

Weight: 0.00
Comments
From SlowJoe on Sat, Jan 26, 2013 at 07:25:06 from 69.131.141.92

Just put stains all over the rest of the tan shirt so it looks like a pattern.

From Rob Murphy on Sat, Jan 26, 2013 at 07:52:46 from 24.10.249.165

Burt - I for one thought your "islands in South Dakota" comment over on Jake's blog was funny.

From Burt on Sat, Jan 26, 2013 at 09:25:18 from 72.223.80.89

You are a genius Joe.

Thanks Rob! I'll never comment on that guy's blog again. I've been in such a deep state of depression.

From The Quiet Pirate on Sun, Jan 27, 2013 at 15:04:50 from 67.238.139.242

If it would have rained on your way to work like it was supposed to, then you might have been able to wash those stains out of your shirt while you rode to work. Next time, pack a little spray and wash with your clothes.

From Burt on Sun, Jan 27, 2013 at 15:39:38 from 72.223.80.89

A pirate with some helpful laundry hints. Nice.

From The Quiet Pirate on Sun, Jan 27, 2013 at 20:10:09 from 67.238.139.242

Always a pleasure- because when it comes to laundry stains, Quiet just won't cut the grease.

From Tara on Tue, Jan 29, 2013 at 13:03:22 from 75.169.143.155

I've been toying around with the idea of having a clown come to my son's circus theme party. Are you available?

From Rhett on Tue, Jan 29, 2013 at 13:26:48 from 74.41.239.14

Burt, are you doing the full Phoenix marathon? With only 32 miles run this month, I hope not.

From Burt on Tue, Jan 29, 2013 at 14:00:50 from 71.216.109.214

Tara - I'm always available to scare children.

Rhett - I have had setback after setback, but I am signed up for the full. I've got a month to train. LOL!

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