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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, Doone, Eight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, Jun, Kelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RAD, Rhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Thu, Oct 13, 2011
Total Distance
5.40

WARNING: This entry has scatalogical references.

 

I felt a lot better than last night.  It was 83° out and actually felt pretty good.  Lately I've been running with my new QuickGrip Camelback® just to practice running with it.  I plan on carrying it with me on my Ragnar legs.  But I didn't bring it today.  So I stopped at the magic water fountain and there was a guy fishing in the canal.  I think you're allowed to fish in that canal, but you aren't in the RWCD canal which is two canals over.  At mile 4 I stopped at the corner gas station to blow my nose and get a drink.  When I went in the stall it looked like the toilet had been used 5 times without flushing.  Oh my gosh, it was so nasty!  It was like a porta potty.  So I left as soon as I entered.  But when I got to mile 5, I started thinking about it again and started dry heaving. 

Time - 48:57 (avg. pace 9:04)

Splits - 8:51, 8:54, 9:09, 9:18, 9:01, 3:45

Asics Gel 3030 Miles: 5.40
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From RAD on Thu, Oct 13, 2011 at 16:00:32 from 76.27.16.189

running always helps those stomach issues manifest just a little more clearly.

Nice job on keeping up those miles Burt!

From julieesplin on Thu, Oct 13, 2011 at 16:57:19 from 75.169.177.67

The worst toilet I ever saw was in Israel on a study abroad, a rest stop type place. The toilet was so covered in feces I couldn't imagine how I would ever be able to squat over it without gettig dirty. I opted to use the stall with the hole in the ground. No toilet, just a hole. They have those in foreign countries.

From runningafterbabies on Thu, Oct 13, 2011 at 17:07:47 from 71.195.219.247

I would have puked. Nasty.

From Burt on Thu, Oct 13, 2011 at 17:19:33 from 72.223.91.148

RAD - 15 miles on the week. I'm doing great. LOL.

Julie - Now I know why you always get hurt going to the bathroom.

JoJoBird - You're not pregnant again, are you? Because then you would have for sure.

From SlowJoe on Thu, Oct 13, 2011 at 17:21:20 from 132.3.53.68

Just reading this entry made me dry heave, congrats.

From Burt on Thu, Oct 13, 2011 at 17:25:02 from 72.223.91.148

Joe - didn't you read the warning?

From allie on Thu, Oct 13, 2011 at 21:07:51 from 24.10.191.18

ooh. that's a great story.

From DaleG on Thu, Oct 13, 2011 at 22:36:00 from 152.216.11.5

Nasty!!!

The worst toilet I ever saw was in Wendover in one of the casino's. The toilet was filled to the brim with you know what and it was smeared all over the floor, ceiling and walls of the stall. It DID make me throw up right after I bolted out of there. Disgusting!!!

Nice run, Burt.

From ACorn on Fri, Oct 14, 2011 at 13:56:51 from 68.66.168.22

If I did something like that to a toilet I would at least smear an apology in the feces I left behind.

From auntieem on Sat, Oct 15, 2011 at 06:35:38 from 116.84.228.126

Ewe!

From Leandra on Sat, Oct 15, 2011 at 13:38:44 from 97.117.110.227

ewwwwwwwww

From Burt on Sat, Oct 15, 2011 at 18:43:31 from 72.223.91.148

allie - The gas station was not a Maverick.

Dale - I guess someone had to bend over in Wendover.

ACorn - you're so polite.

auntieem and Leandra - you two are too girly.

From julieesplin on Mon, Oct 17, 2011 at 11:52:38 from 75.169.172.148

Ha Ha Burt, I don't have to squat over my own toilets!

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