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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
0.58

This morning I took my son to school because he wants to apply for a job at the cafeteria.  On the way home I started to run out of gas.  I might have been able to make it home, but I didn't want to risk it.  So I pulled off in a church parking lot and ran the rest of the way.  I was wearing my sexy bicycle shorts and my swimming shoes.  So it was like barefoot running.  Sexy barefoot running.

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Day 72 P90X - Plyometrics X - Four fans going.  Still sweating like Adam Lambert at a Chuck Norris convention.

Weight: 0.00
Comments
From RAD on Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 14:29:52 from 67.172.229.125

He's bringin' sexy back....

From ChrisM on Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 16:21:21 from 86.178.238.204

good job you pulled over, you would have looked a right fuel if you had run out of gas

From Lily on Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 16:38:13 from 67.199.181.73

but that isn't very far

From Burt on Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 18:32:10 from 206.19.214.144

RAD - No Timberlake on my blog please.

Chris - you have such a command of the English language.

Lily - Hello. I'm tapering. lol!

From RAD on Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 20:04:42 from 67.172.229.125

You don't like Timberlake either? :) So what DO you like? Other than sexy barefoot running...

From Toby on Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 22:03:08 from 66.133.97.196

Where's the picture?

From ChrisM on Wed, Sep 15, 2010 at 04:02:37 from 130.88.123.4

Burt likes watching Oprah!

He is a MASSIVE fan! LOL

From samanthahoward on Wed, Sep 15, 2010 at 07:05:06 from 78.32.130.9

oprah oprah oprah !!!!!

bringing sexy back dirty babe lol ha ha i love this song !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2_rizaoRMk

From rAtTLeTrAp on Wed, Sep 15, 2010 at 07:38:04 from 76.121.76.165

Burt also likes the Beatles.

From allie on Wed, Sep 15, 2010 at 10:43:57 from 174.19.51.35

go spurs! burt, did you watch jimmy fallon last night? he is so funny.

From Burt on Wed, Sep 15, 2010 at 11:42:07 from 68.225.214.248

RAD - I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.

Toby - Your computer wouldn't be able to handle that much sexy.

Chris - wrong! I am a massive TOOL.

Sam - Stick to those Spice Girl WAGs.

RT - I'm pretty sure you have me confused with someone else. You know. Someone who can't decide for themself what is good and what is bland and tasteless.

allie - I didn't watch Fallon because I didn't feel like gouging my eyes out. However, I started watching George Lopez. Three words. Not Fun E. And actually quite offensive. Add him to the list.

From rAtTLeTrAp on Wed, Sep 15, 2010 at 12:09:51 from 69.96.139.15

I didn't like Jimmy Fallon either until saw him perform his new hit folk song "grab two beers and jump", nothing bland or tasteless about that unless maybe those two beers are Pabst :)

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