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Member Since:

May 12, 2008



Goal Type:


Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.


I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

Miles:This week: 5.16 Month: 26.26 Year: 637.24
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 802.53
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 105.76
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 800.21
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 3.99
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 229.39
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Miles: 2.28Brooks Ravenna 4 Miles: 2.73
Weight: 0.00
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Last night I went with the 12 to 18 year old boys from church to camp out at Roosevelt Lake.  This morning I went on a little run.  It felt good and had just enough elevation gain to make for a good workout.  Later I swam in the lake.  Then I sat at the edge of the lake and got the seat of my shorts all sandy.  Then I was going to ride in someone's boat, but I didn't want my sandy bottom to  get all over their boat so I jumped off the dock into the water.  Then when I went to climb back in I think I cracked a rib on the dock.  Then I rode on one of those big tube thingies and bounced around on my rib cage.  Now it hurts.  Then the end.


Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Miles: 2.28
Weight: 0.00
Total Distance

I wanted to go on a bike ride this morning, but I was too lazy.  Well, too lazy for a bike ride.  I spent most of the day working on a Grading and Drainage plan.  After it got dark I decided that the best thing to do would be to go on a run.  This was a good call because no one could see my fat jiggles.  It was 83º.  I kept it real slow.  I mean REAL slow.  I cut through the park over towards the magic water fountain and nobody was there.  I ran down the canal to the freeway and back.  When I passed the MWF again, there was somebody there.  Since I wasn't ready to be raped I didn't stop.

Brooks Ravenna 4 Miles: 2.73
Weight: 0.00
Total Distance

20.3 mile bike ride.  It was a nice ride and perfect distance.  I was wanting it to be over right around mile 19.  After a couple of hours I started feeling a weird burning sensation on my lets.  It was a sunburn.  I forgot you can get those.

Weight: 0.00
Total Distance
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Miles: 2.28Brooks Ravenna 4 Miles: 2.73
Weight: 0.00
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