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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
3.03

I don't have much to say, but if you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.

Time - 24:27 (avg. pace 8:05)

Splits - 8:32, 8:03, 7:38, 0:14

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 3.03
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From SlowJoe on Mon, May 09, 2011 at 12:18:03 from 131.59.200.80

who said that....was that Pedro or Obama?

kidding, kidding...nice run Burt. That is a disturbing, disturbing photo.

From Steam8 on Mon, May 09, 2011 at 12:41:33 from 166.70.55.77

Burt! haha! I can always count on you for a good laugh! I needed that this morning!

From Chad Robinson on Mon, May 09, 2011 at 12:45:33 from 67.136.62.186

With all the rain we are getting here in Utah I could probably catch you a delicious bass.

"I love technology...Always and forever"

Nice last mile. I think you are totally owning your profile pic. Way to work the camera.

From Burt on Mon, May 09, 2011 at 13:02:45 from 206.19.214.144

Joe - I think they both said it, but Pedro was the first to produce his birth certificate.

Stream8 - I was in a hurry. You can always count on Napoleon when you're in a bind. Do you like my video? Check this out? http://burt-mccumber.fastrunningblog.com/blog--Happy-Halloween-nbsp-Below-are-myH/10-31-2008.html

Chad - you, you make me salivate...

From The Quiet Pirate on Mon, May 09, 2011 at 13:46:16 from 152.26.59.252

awesome! chimichangas for lunch every day!!!

From Rye on Mon, May 09, 2011 at 14:00:13 from 168.103.139.178

I like my Jack Bauer photo better than that creepy dude! Looks like a cross between Burt from Sesame Street and Satan with bowel problems.

From ChrisM on Mon, May 09, 2011 at 14:43:38 from 82.26.207.83

is the guy in the photo related to Adolf Hitler?

From RAD on Mon, May 09, 2011 at 15:45:00 from 98.202.17.113

...but then I realized it was my hair that was making me hot, so I shaved it all off."

Glad you're not dying of heat yet :)

From Burt on Mon, May 09, 2011 at 15:51:41 from 206.19.214.144

QP - don't forget the tots.

Rye - I just may scare everyone off yet. April27 won't come back :P

Chris - Maybe. Hitler tried to create the perfect race of tall blonde people. As you can see, Dirk Nowitski is a product of Nazi Germany. Congratulations to him for destroying the Lakers. But anyway, all those bad genes had to go somewhere, right?

RAD - It was overcast on my run this morning which kept it nice and cool at about 70.

From Merri on Mon, May 09, 2011 at 16:15:07 from 160.7.252.148

You have my vote.

From Chad Robinson on Mon, May 09, 2011 at 16:27:05 from 67.136.62.186

Who gets to be the pinata?

From Lily on Mon, May 09, 2011 at 16:27:28 from 67.199.178.210

Maybe you could just bake her a cake or somesing

From Brent on Mon, May 09, 2011 at 21:35:53 from 66.7.127.67

You have my vote, Dynomite, my dreams, happy days forever, or till forever comes. Finish the IM wearing moon boots, grant that dream Pedro.

How many dreams for my vote?

Mum is the word - are you good at teather ball? May count as cross training.

Stay Kool, cone head, B of BS Rools out

From Toby on Mon, May 09, 2011 at 22:30:07 from 216.194.124.36

We need the video with you in moon boots doing the dance Burty.....

From baldnspicy on Tue, May 10, 2011 at 00:31:13 from 72.95.164.253

Solid!

From allie on Tue, May 10, 2011 at 01:53:10 from 174.23.197.101

i do not understand any of these quotes. am i missing something?

hey burt!

From Squirrel on Thu, May 12, 2011 at 13:18:10 from 209.175.175.238

Burt-can you set it up so my email alerts me when you change your picture because then i could cover my mouth and not spit on my screen when I open your blog!!! Oh my gosh I just went to your Halloween pics-Oh my side hurts, I can't breath!!

From Burt on Thu, May 12, 2011 at 13:19:48 from 206.19.214.144

Sorry Squirrel. That's half the fun.

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