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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
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The other day ChrisM was bragging on how skinny his wrists were, but have you ever seen his legs?  They're monstrous.  That's what the M stands for.


Weight: 0.00
Comments
From allie on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 22:46:13 from 98.202.24.36

hahahahaha! i can't even comment on this, it's too funny.

From Burt on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 22:50:30 from 98.177.216.165

LOL! And I think I saw a dog licking the salt off his face.

From Camille on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 22:54:21 from 71.223.71.93

Maybe the M stands for Muscles

From Merri on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 23:25:07 from 160.7.252.148

wow...

From ben on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 23:29:48 from 4.254.237.5

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You better watch out Burt... Chris Monstrous may punt you through the next finish line with those burly legs!!!

From SlowJoe on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 23:37:26 from 71.21.119.111

There are no winners when elephantitis is the assassin. Even you Moromon folk can't justify this cruel fate!

From baldnspicy on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 02:47:21 from 72.77.113.184

Chris' goal for 2010: Less hill work...much, much less!

From ChrisM on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 04:07:12 from 86.151.220.223

LOL Burt!

Maybe I did go a bit crazy with the hill work after all...

From missy on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 05:25:00 from 71.32.195.43

Chris still has some Wicked calves.

From ChrisM on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 06:42:36 from 130.88.123.4

*high fives missy*

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 07:51:18 from 90.195.99.160

Calves Im loving those hips LOL thats so funny, way to go chris maybe a muscle man competition just for legs though he he LOL

From Burt on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 18:12:42 from 206.19.214.144

*high fives Sam*

*tries to high five Chris. gets left hanging.*

Joe - Leprosy is one thing. Elephantitis? There's no explaining it.

From beef on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 18:35:38 from 72.44.96.196

Oh my, one of the better ones yet :-)

From Kelli on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 21:31:58 from 71.219.89.82

Seriously, BEST ONE YET!!!! Sorry Chris.

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 12:03:38 from 90.195.99.160

He he Kelli I did a photoshop on Burt LOL he looks so nice with blonde hair LOL

From seeaprilrun on Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 14:45:57 from 205.172.12.229

LOL! Oh yes, best ever!

From Burt on Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 14:50:45 from 206.19.214.144

It makes me feel good that so many of you like this. I didn't think it was my best and I was so afraid Chris wouldn't be happy with it.

From AmberG on Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 15:32:55 from 64.255.88.27

No Burt, this is one of your best!!!! :) (You could only do this on a guy you know, , , , ) LOL :)

From Burt on Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 15:47:54 from 206.19.214.144

You know, it's funny Amber. You are on my list. keeheekeehee. (Insider preview: MichelleL is next.)

From ChrisM on Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 16:04:31 from 86.151.220.223

I think you did a good job Burt

There is a list?

From Burt on Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 16:44:29 from 206.19.214.144

Remember in Billy Madison when Adam Sandler calls Steve Buscemi to apologize for being mean to him when he was a kid? Then he offers to get a coffee with him some time. Steve (Danny) says he'd like that as he leaned back on the couch, crossed Billy's name off his list, and applied women's lipstick. That's me.

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