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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
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My kids love roller coasters.

 

 

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Comments
From baldnspicy on Sun, Feb 07, 2010 at 21:07:31 from 72.77.113.184

We love to torture our kids too. I should post ours. I'd never buy these photos for the price they ask for them if the looks of sheer terror weren't worth capturing for all time. We keep them posted on the wall for all their friends to see. If they don't notice them soon enough, we point them out. PRICELESS!

From Burt on Sun, Feb 07, 2010 at 21:25:08 from 98.177.216.165

I would have paid three times the cost.

From vinh on Mon, Feb 08, 2010 at 07:05:38 from 75.77.22.187

Why aren't the hands raised up Burt?!

From Burt on Mon, Feb 08, 2010 at 13:09:30 from 206.19.214.144

Vinh - Well, in the first picture my arm was broken. In the second picture I was too fat and lifting my arms would have changed my center of gravity to where I would have fallen right out.

From Merri on Mon, Feb 08, 2010 at 16:52:49 from 160.7.252.148

love it. :)

From Burt on Mon, Feb 08, 2010 at 18:30:33 from 206.19.214.144

Merri - look at my son's knuckles. His fingers left permanent indentations in that hand rail.

From allie on Mon, Feb 08, 2010 at 21:37:56 from 98.202.24.36

haha!! at least YOU are having fun.

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 06:55:34 from 78.32.130.9

he he Burt with a goaty LOL class!

So funny I will have to post my sons on a rollercoaster it took us about a day to talk him into going on LOL we are such bad parents, he was glad he went on it to boast to his friends, but said not ever again, I ran round and went on it about 3-4 times cos I am such a crazy kid, LOL

From Burt on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 12:17:30 from 206.19.214.144

allie - the fun part was seeing their faces full of joy and excitement at the top and then transform to sheer terror as we dropped.

Sam - yeah, I used to try to look tough with a goatee.

From montelepsy on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 14:39:10 from 64.235.121.163

Hysterical!

From seeaprilrun on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 22:13:03 from 205.172.12.229

Oh I can't believe I just saw this! LOL!

From Burt on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 22:31:35 from 98.177.216.165

When my daughter saw that I posted this on my running blog she was like, "Seriously, dad? Seriously?"

From Brent on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 22:36:46 from 168.178.30.194

Burt - 1,000 words -

Stay Kool, B of BS Rools out

From baldnspicy on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 22:53:52 from 72.77.113.184

I just showed my 15 yo daughter the pictures and she said she would "so kill me" if I posted the ones of her. Where were those scans...

From Burt on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 22:59:06 from 98.177.216.165

Brent - In all fairness, the Legoland one was their very first roller coaster ride. That's probably why it's so great.

Wes - I think you owe it to us all to post them.

From allie on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 23:04:49 from 98.202.24.36

burt, i just came across this old photo of you when you were in college. i remember when you came off that ride it took you like 2 hours to stop crying.

http://lilomag.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/scared-roller-coaster.jpg

From Burt on Tue, Feb 09, 2010 at 23:25:45 from 98.177.216.165

allie - you were supposed to send that to me as a private message!

From baldnspicy on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 02:50:13 from 72.77.113.184

I never disappoint - only embarrass:

http://baldnspicy.fastrunningblog.com/blog--It-s-1-30am-here-so-I-suppose-it-s-ok/02-10-2010.html

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