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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

~~Run a half marathon in under two hours.~~

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids.

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, Doone, Eight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, Jun, Kelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RAD, Rhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:	This week:	0.00	Month:	0.00	Year:	0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles:						803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles:						204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles:						149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles:						87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles:						800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles:						88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles:						180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles:						802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles:						56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles:						800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles:						9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles:						8.23

Wed, Apr 20, 2011

Total Distance

4.61

This morning I saw a little black and white bunny hopping around in someone's yard. You know how I feel about bunnies. I knew it had to be a pet, but it seemed odd that it would be hopping around the front yard with the gate wide open. So I went to investigate. I decided to up and knock on the door. Then I saw a orange and white bunny hiding in the bushes. Maybe they're trained to stay in the front yard? But even if the gate wasn't open, the could squeeze right through the wrought iron, right? Well, I chickened out on knocking and turned around and left.

Time - 41:11 (avg. pace pace 8:56)

Splits - 8:59, 9:04, 8:46, 8:55, 5:31

Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Miles: 4.61

Weight: 0.00

Comments

From DaleG on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 13:31:24 from 67.2.22.92

That guy will be on tv before we know it.

Nice run

From runningafterbabies on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 13:57:18 from 71.195.219.247

Do you lift with your thyroid?

From Merri on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 15:06:22 from 160.7.252.148

bahk bahk bahk begohk. (that's a chicken noise)

From Merri on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 15:07:18 from 160.7.252.148

also why were you chicken to knock on someone's door who owns two pet bunnies?

From april27 on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 15:42:09 from 165.138.243.1

I didn't listen to the video but his squats were improper form. he is trying to hurt stay at home dads. your knees should not go over your toes.

So were you afraid if you knocked on the door that there would be a bigger bunny on the other side?

From Burt on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 16:08:26 from 206.19.214.144

Dale - he'll be living the American dream.

Melody - I do. I'd hate to pull a muscle or any other type of endocrine glands.

Merri - pet bunnies? That's how kidnappers lure their prey!

April - a bigger bunny eating KFC!

From auntieem on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 17:08:28 from 67.182.149.104

I would be afraid to knock too. They could be killer rabbits.

From Burt on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 17:18:15 from 206.19.214.144

That's right auntie. I can tell you've watched Monte Python and the Holy Grail.

From RAD on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 17:45:11 from 98.202.17.113

Did the bunnies have big gnarly teeth?

That guy: AWESOME! :)

From Burt on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 17:56:56 from 206.19.214.144

RAD - Look away if you're distracted by the weight giggling.

From april27 on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 18:29:11 from 99.188.251.180

or maybe it is how huge KFC eating bunnies lure people into their houses so that they can force feed them jelly beans (which by the commercial from Hop jelly beans are bunny poop)

From Burt on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 at 18:54:23 from 206.19.214.144

Well, that doesn't explain why I can't stop eating them. Poop is gross.

From The Quiet Pirate on Thu, Apr 21, 2011 at 11:07:58 from 152.26.59.252

I love red jelly bean bunny poop. Not the blue so much. Does this mean anything?

We have lots of bunnies in our 'hood. They're not pets, just stray bunny making machines.

From Burt on Thu, Apr 21, 2011 at 11:29:35 from 72.223.90.79

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_your_dream_mean_if_you_are_eating_poop

From april27 on Thu, Apr 21, 2011 at 12:06:16 from 165.138.243.1

do you feel the poop pressure Burt?

From Burt on Thu, Apr 21, 2011 at 12:09:08 from 72.223.90.79

Yes. It's a thyroid condition.

From april27 on Thu, Apr 21, 2011 at 12:13:15 from 165.138.243.1

is that what you are calling it?

From SlowJoe on Thu, Apr 21, 2011 at 13:06:38 from 131.59.200.80

That's funny, I was just running in your neighborhood and I saw 2 bunny carcasses in the street - must've gotten hit by a car. Ah well, probably unrelated...

From Burt on Thu, Apr 21, 2011 at 13:08:59 from 206.19.214.144

What a coincidence! My wife also told me that we're having rabbit stew tonight. I'm sure that's also unrelated.

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