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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
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Comments
From DaleG on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 04:10:08 from 152.216.7.5

Creepy!!! I shouldn't have seen these pictures so late at night and right before I get off work. Now I'm gonna go home and have nightmares. Thanks Burt!

From Scott Ensign on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 05:50:12 from 70.58.46.153

why am I on line at 3:21 in the morning and looking at Burt's blog at this hour? because I have this infernal cough from my cold that won't let me sleep. it appears to have caused my eyes to bug out and change color too. or maybe it isn't the cold but my allergy to bunnies? must make hasenpfeffer......

From RivertonPaul on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 11:10:57 from 67.42.27.114

Simply awesome.

From Rob on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 11:14:14 from 204.15.86.95

I don't get it.

From SlowJoe on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 11:17:34 from 184.79.24.255

You're good.

From ChrisM on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 11:39:53 from 82.26.212.49

Eye don't understand eyether. Eye hope everyone else does?

From Rob on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 11:48:39 from 204.15.86.95

Oh, now eye see. Thanks for clearing that up for me Chris.

From Burt on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 13:10:09 from 206.19.214.144

And she'll tease you. She'll unease you. All the better just to please you. She's precocious, and she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush. She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs. She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.

Comeo on! Steve Buscemi eyes are all the rage right now.

http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/

From Seth on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 13:57:55 from 199.188.28.8

"They're nihilists Donny!"

From Lily on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 15:48:29 from 67.199.178.210

Alien Children.

What's up with me not even looking at the camera? That's it. I'm going to photoshop another pic of you!

From Merri on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 17:09:19 from 160.7.252.148

I didn't even know you had a blog. Can't believe I stumbled across this.

From Merri on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 17:10:22 from 160.7.252.148

I've got Betty Davis eyes.

From Burt on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 17:21:10 from 206.19.214.144

All I know is RivertonPaul thinks I'm awesome, and that's all that matters to me. BTW, there's no reason to visit Paul's blog. None whatsoever.

From allie on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 18:09:20 from 174.23.251.140

i honestly didn't realize you had made any changes until i saw the other pictures. that's a typical look for me. yuck.

From Burt on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 19:19:53 from 206.19.214.144

I'll understand if you want to give me the shun.

From Merri on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 22:47:44 from 160.7.252.148

Actually I think those are Betty White eyes. Speaking of Betty, my dad wanted to name me Betty Collette when I was born.

From DaleG on Fri, Apr 22, 2011 at 22:52:37 from 173.127.229.109

What are we not looking for on Paul's blog?

From Lily on Sat, Apr 23, 2011 at 00:04:30 from 67.199.178.210

Yeah I'm like Allie, that is a normal look for me. I am the most tired looking person I know. I always have tired bug eyes. I also have black widow long eye lashes so it makes me look that much more bizzare. Mwwuuhahahahaha

From RAD on Sat, Apr 23, 2011 at 17:17:26 from 98.202.17.113

Gotta love a good Burt post!

From april27 on Sat, Apr 23, 2011 at 19:23:28 from 99.188.251.180

Scary!

From Teena Marie on Sun, Apr 24, 2011 at 11:26:56 from 67.2.100.158

That is just plain icky!!!! Oh man!!!

Happiest Easter EVER EVER EVER!!!!

(Seriously, I'm still a little freaked out by the pics!)

From Lily on Mon, Apr 25, 2011 at 11:16:55 from 67.199.178.210

Burt are you not updating what you've done today, just so you can leave these pictures up?

From Burt on Mon, Apr 25, 2011 at 12:13:12 from 72.223.90.79

Sorry Lily. I was so busy Friday and Saturday that I didn't run. I just finished my run this morning, so let me take care of that for you.

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