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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

~~Run a half marathon in under two hours.~~

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids.

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, Doone, Eight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, Jun, Kelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RAD, Rhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:	This week:	0.00	Month:	0.00	Year:	0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles:						803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles:						204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles:						149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles:						87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles:						800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles:						88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles:						180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles:						802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles:						56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles:						800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles:						9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles:						8.23

Fri, Jan 07, 2011

Total Distance

5.50

Recovery run. This morning I saw a Little Caesar's pizza box. The strange thing was, I was only about a tenth of a mile from Little Caesar's. Who can eat an entire pizza within a tenth of a mile? Well, I guess they didn't eat all the crusts.

As I was running by an old man who was facing the other way at a bus stop, I sooo had the urge to pat his hiney. Thanks for that Karen.

Time - 49:18 (avg. pace 8:58)

Splits - 9:01, 8:50, 8:50, 9:07, 9:00, 4:31 for 0.50 (9:02 pace)

Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Miles: 5.50

Weight: 0.00

Comments

From Karen on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 10:49:36 from 69.171.160.40

YAY! Good game!!

From jun on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 10:55:15 from 66.239.250.209

Scott is super jealous of the near hiney pat.

From Cari Runner on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 11:22:47 from 173.87.187.60

SERIOUSLY!!! I had NO IDEA what I was in for when I started reading this BLOG!!! What I have read can never be UN-read!!! :-)

From Burt on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 11:50:08 from 206.19.214.144

Karen - Maybe you can teach me the proper technique for butt slapping. Do I only do it to other runners that I pass? Runners that pass me? Men? Women? Women pushing strollers?

Jun - I promise to not only pat Scott's tushy but to pinch it, too.

Cari - You might try some type of memory altering therapy or hypnosis. Just be glad I kept my hands to myself when we ran together. I mean, Kerri was looking pretty good if you know what I mean. LOL!

From DonGardinero on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 12:04:14 from 67.2.94.244

Mmmmmm...Pizza. Maybe someone stole the pizza and ate it on the run as quickly as possible.

From Burt on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 12:05:44 from 206.19.214.144

DG - that does seem to be the trend these days. Maybe I should have brought it back and asked for a reward.

From DonGardinero on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 12:10:56 from 67.2.94.244

If it's still there tomorrow. grab it and take it back. Would be funny to see their reaction.

From DonGardinero on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 12:11:57 from 67.2.94.244

All this talk about pizza and all of a sudden there is an ad at the top of the page for Papa John's. Any large pizza for $10!!!

From Burt on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 12:14:58 from 206.19.214.144

Yeah, the banners often reflect the stuff you type about. There has to be key words they search for. Not sure why I saw one for pole dancing a while back.

From DonGardinero on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 12:17:43 from 67.2.94.244

Maybe it read your mind.

From Burt on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 12:22:28 from 206.19.214.144

Yikes. Technology's getting pretty scary.

From Scott Wesemann on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 12:23:52 from 66.239.250.209

I love slapping and grabbing the butts of my running partners. Come run with me sometime and You will see.

From Chad on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 12:32:00 from 168.177.153.5

Was the old man's hiney wet too?

From David on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 12:44:45 from 97.126.135.37

Still though... I would be amazingly impressed with someone who could down an entire Little Caesar's Pizza within a tenth of the mile, on the run after having stolen it.

From Burt on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 12:52:31 from 206.19.214.144

Chad - Not if he was wearing Depends.

Scott - I see with my eyes, not my butt.

David - Where have you been? Hey, come run the 5k down here on the 20th. You could win yourself a pair of new shoes...I hear your in the market for some :)

From David on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 13:02:45 from 97.126.135.37

I've been around... I would be down with doing the 5k but we are right in the middle of track season and I don't think my coach would allow it. It's true though, I need some new shoes.

From Cari Runner on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 13:17:10 from 173.87.187.60

You seemed so normal in person ;-)

From jun on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 13:17:47 from 66.239.250.209

He puts on a really good facade Cari.

From Karen on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 13:23:00 from 173.14.8.17

Typing Febreeze in each post has not yet yielded a Febreeze add...hmmm. Burt, i am going to have to dub you Sir Soggy Bottom...maybe we should type "Depends" in each post to try and get a coupon.

The "Good Game" hiney pat should be used often and without discrimination. We use it as a reward, like when someone runs well, we can say "Good Game", when passing someone to give them a "boost" or handing off in a 200 mile relay when one of our members dropped the baton at mile 62 and we still have to hand off something or be DQ'ed. heck, we have even "good Gamed" the officials...

From Derunzo on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 14:08:16 from 65.220.66.195

Putting in some nice mileage lately! You're a beast.

From RAD on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 14:43:37 from 67.172.229.125

The creeper strikes again! (well, almost - next time go for it!!)

From SlowJoe on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 17:05:35 from 214.13.130.104

Too bad the pizza was gone. But on the bright side of things, I finally found a discount for pole dancing lessons from an ad on your blog. Thanks!

From Burt on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 17:47:24 from 206.19.214.144

Karen - I hope you don't good game the kids you coach. That's kind of frowned upon in the Obama administration.

Derunzo - It's gotta be the shoes!

RAD - Go for it? What if it was your uncle? Is your uncle black?

Joe - Those pole dancing lessons should come in handy in Iraq. Hopefully they'll help you get into Bin Laden's inner circle.

From Rye on Fri, Jan 07, 2011 at 23:22:11 from 168.103.42.50

Nothin like a nice butt pat! Winters are pretty lonely here in Idaho.....

From DonGardinero on Sat, Jan 08, 2011 at 00:43:39 from 152.216.7.5

I'm bored at work right now. Won't get off until 2:00 am.

From Burt on Sat, Jan 08, 2011 at 01:00:22 from 72.223.84.236

Rye - practice some but pats on some potatoes.

DG - you can join me watching the Suns lose :(

From DonGardinero on Sat, Jan 08, 2011 at 01:12:17 from 152.216.7.5

I already listened to the Jazz lose their game. Bums. They sure have been playing crappy lately.

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