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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Not gonna run today.  My right calf was feeling pretty sore all day yesterday.  I don't want to injure it before Ragnar, especially if I have to run extra legs. 

My wife didn't kill me.  She figured she'd rather destroy a stain glass window as an artist such as myself.

Weight: 0.00
Comments
From RivertonPaul on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 11:48:27 from 67.42.27.114

Get your leg healed, and your brain. :)

From Rhett on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 12:51:37 from 216.67.215.101

Glad your still alive and blogging.

From RAD on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 14:57:28 from 67.172.229.125

an artist? I always thought it was a different word....

But, I have seen it - and it is a good one! :)

Glad you were being smart about the calf, it will pay off.

From Burt on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 15:02:44 from 206.19.214.144

What RAD? A fartist?

It WAS a good one.

From Sammie Howard on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 15:17:56 from 86.163.180.7

oh no fartlek fartist Burt has the farts !!!!! clear the town lol

From RAD on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 16:17:49 from 67.172.229.125

I always thought it was A&&...not artist. Maybe it's just my dirty mind.

From nevels on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 16:53:45 from 155.74.2.253

"I don't want to injure it before Ragnar, especially if I have to run extra legs."

seems to me that if you have extra legs, you can afford to injure one of them...

(so you're claiming to be artsy-fartsy...)

From seeaprilrun on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 20:04:58 from 68.103.249.204

Your wife is amazing.

From Lysa on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 20:05:34 from 174.52.25.64

inconceivable!

From Burt on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 20:12:29 from 206.19.214.144

Sam - people come from miles around for my fartistry.

RAD - really? You thought that? What did you think he said as he was rolling down the hill? "A$$....you....wish?"

John - You can never have too many legs.

April - lol! I know.

Lysa - you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it does.

From Lily on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 23:17:24 from 67.199.181.73

LOL@rivertonpaul!

From Burt on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 23:18:19 from 68.225.214.248

Look into my eyes Lily.

From Lily on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 23:19:19 from 67.199.181.73

Watchoo talkin' bout willis? I have and I puked!

From Lily on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 23:19:58 from 67.199.181.73

Burt the last 3 nights we've played grab arse on FRB at the same time. Kinda fun

From Lily on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 23:20:28 from 67.199.181.73

You comment, I comment. I comment, you comment. Keep her rollin'.

From Burt on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 23:21:29 from 68.225.214.248

You are my Dana Plato as I am your Todd Bridges.

Remember that episode when Kimberly was binging on food and making herself puke? It was a good one.

From Burt on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 23:22:30 from 68.225.214.248

The difference is I'm wearing gloves for this game of grab arse.

From Lily on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 23:23:06 from 67.199.181.73

More like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kTS6l357CU

From Lily on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 23:23:47 from 67.199.181.73

O.J.'s gloves per chance? Do you use these regularly for other such purposes?

From Burt on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 23:31:02 from 68.225.214.248

OJ's gloves and allie's Rambo blade.

From Kelli on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 13:47:05 from 71.219.65.246

Your wife is way too kind....

Have fun this weekend Burt! It is a great race.

From Burt on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 14:12:17 from 206.19.214.144

Thanks Kelli! I'll dedicate a mile to you. The last one, when I'm running uphill.

From Kelli on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 14:24:53 from 71.219.65.246

THANKS! I will dedicate mil 31 to you.

From Kelli on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 14:25:06 from 71.219.65.246

MILE, I mean.

From The Quiet Pirate on Mon, Oct 25, 2010 at 20:08:14 from 71.77.158.102

RAD- you probably got the A** thing from me. I thought that's what it said for at least a decade or two. I used to always quote it wrong.

I'm not sure it made any difference in the story line, except that it showed Wesley had some respect for Indigo and didn't just think he was an ***.

Either way, Burt, really glad your wife's into you like a drunken spanish swordfighter.

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