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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
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My back has been killing me the last couple of days.  I think I have Lily disease.  So I'm gonna take a rest day.  But I'm excited cuz it's Friday!


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Comments
From Chad Robinson on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 11:17:34 from 67.136.62.186

But where are you going to "kick it"?

From The Quiet Pirate on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 11:19:33 from 152.26.59.252

Wow- I'm never getting those 3 minutes back. Thanks Burt, thanks a lot.

From Lily on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 11:23:26 from 67.199.178.210

It's cool. But please don't share your VD with anyone.

From The Quiet Pirate on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 11:35:45 from 152.26.59.252

I'm trying to decide which seat I'm going to vomit in.

From Karen on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 13:37:39 from 173.14.8.17

You look surprisingly good with long hair, Burt...

From Burt on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 13:50:09 from 206.19.214.144

Chad - on the couch watching General Conference of course!

QP - Sorry. Have you been holding the vomit in the whole time waiting for me to tell you which seat to spew on?

Lily - Valentine's Day?

Karen - That was me in high school.

From DaleG on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 15:06:37 from 67.2.4.216

I know which seat I'll be taking in the psychiatrist's office tonight.

From ChrisM on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 15:39:47 from 82.26.212.49

*walks straight past the video*

From Burt on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 15:41:25 from 206.19.214.144

The one without the vomit?

From Burt on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 15:41:46 from 206.19.214.144

Chris - come on! It's cute!

From Merri on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 17:48:16 from 160.7.252.148

step on a crack, break your mama's back.

From runningafterbabies on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 20:28:05 from 24.10.211.135

Those kids were totally irresponsible - cruisin' in that converable without seatbelts?!

I was expecting a little more out of you for April Fools, Burt!

From Burt on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 20:32:21 from 72.223.90.79

Sorry to disappoint Melody. But I figure this is one of the best jokes I've seen in a long time.

From Rye on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 22:56:47 from 71.209.6.105

Burt... I didn't bite on this one! Looks like a relative though.

From I Just Run on Fri, Apr 01, 2011 at 23:40:17 from 166.205.15.53

Burt

You look a lot younger in the video than in your profile picture! ...?

ICR

From seeaprilrun on Sat, Apr 02, 2011 at 10:09:13 from 72.205.227.203

My 9 year old loves this song and video. I did not think that clicking on your blog I would have to see it again...it's everywhere!

From ChrisM on Sat, Apr 02, 2011 at 10:59:15 from 82.26.212.49

Burt is such a cool dude!

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