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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
3.00

I wanted to do more, but three is going to have to suffice.  Nice morning out.  Lots of cars.  Lots of hot moms at the elementary school that wanted my bod.

I just want to see what my wife's reaction is to that.  She reads my blog.  If I don't blog tomorrow, it's because I've been murdered.

Time - 25:41 (avg. pace 8:34)

Splits - 8:33, 8:32, 8:37

We need one more runner to do Ragnar Vegas this Friday and Saturday.  Registration is paid for.  You have to (get to) run leg #1.  I'm not going to invite anyone personally because I don't want to hurt anyone's PRECIOUS LITTLE FEELINGS.  Serious comments only.  Remeber what I said on Facebook.  I'd hate to have to drive over to Mamby Pamby Land and find you some self confidence ya jackwagon!

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 3.00
Weight: 190.00
Comments
From Rhett on Mon, Oct 18, 2010 at 13:10:56 from 74.41.249.102

Now that you have the shaven, P-90X bod, your wife is going to get jealous. Better be careful, or just go back to being hairy and less buff.

From Burt on Mon, Oct 18, 2010 at 13:33:41 from 206.19.214.144

I just got a text from my wife. She's not impressed.

From The Quiet Pirate on Mon, Oct 18, 2010 at 15:15:08 from 152.26.59.252

Ah, she's not impressed...but is she amused?

I would think the prickles would act like some built in warning system, like a cacti... maybe it would work better if you took your shirt off as you ran by.

A visual warning: "Hands Off Ladies!"

From Burt on Mon, Oct 18, 2010 at 15:29:43 from 206.19.214.144

How could she not be amused QP? I mean, that's funny stuff. Taking the shirt off is a good idea. I'd be like that guy on X-Men 3. No girl would touch me.

From Lily on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 00:37:24 from 67.199.181.73

Serious comment here. ahem......

DO NOT STOP WAXING!

From Lily on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 00:38:32 from 67.199.181.73

Why are there two Lily's on your blog list? I feel like your trying to dupe me?!?

From Burt on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 00:43:53 from 68.225.214.248

Hahahaha Lily! I found another one. Trying to decide which one I like best. The one that's only blogged once or the one that keeps busting my chops.

From Burt on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 00:44:03 from 68.225.214.248

JK. You're the best.

From Lily on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 00:44:33 from 67.199.181.73

I better be the best :P

From Lily on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 00:45:20 from 67.199.181.73

Did somebody say Brownies?

From SlowJoe on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 02:46:00 from 109.70.68.174

I'm impressed. And amused. And by amused, I mean horrified. Horrified those moms can't keep it under control.

From Sammie Howard on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 05:53:38 from 78.32.130.9

Seriously have you upset someone Dude Burt on FB how on earth its usually me that does that lol now keep waxing for all the hot bods at the moms school ooops ha ha ha ha

From chizelwizel on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 09:08:37 from 69.139.50.117

yeah, yeah, you just wanted to run by the school to show off your hot bod...watch the pride burt!

From Toby on Fri, Oct 22, 2010 at 12:52:20 from 74.213.205.129

And you were totally singing that 80's song...."You think I'm sexy...you want my body" while you ran by with your lime green shorty shorts and muscle shirt (or was it the MC Hammer pants)......

From Burt on Sun, Oct 24, 2010 at 13:53:44 from 24.121.236.100

Chizel - Cougar pride!

Toby - I think that's a 70's song. I'll google it later.

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