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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
3.00

I've been really impressed lately with the cross training Eightkidmom has been having to do because of her injured back.  She recently started water running.

I don't think she's doing it right.

Time - 26:50 (avg. pace 8:57)

Splits - 8:53, 8:57, 9:00

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 3.00
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From eightkidmom on Tue, Dec 29, 2009 at 23:34:23 from 4.254.233.189

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh Burt! You are ca-razy! LOVE the pics, BTW. That is EXACTLY how I water-run...in my dreams. I've been working on adding that extra holiday weight, too. Food poisoning sort of ruined it for me, but I'm making up for it tonight by polishing off a box of See's chocolate. I'll tell you my little secret...post the weight when it looks good, and "forget" to post it when it doesn't. Works for me. :)

P.S. Thanks for the great ab workout I had when I laughed my guts off upon seeing the pics you posted. Should I add that to my blog?

From eightkidmom on Tue, Dec 29, 2009 at 23:45:36 from 4.254.233.189

I just made your picture my profile pic on facebook... :D

From ben on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 10:46:48 from 209.33.248.15

Too Funny!!!

From Burt on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 11:09:32 from 98.177.216.165

Ha Cathy! I conveniently forget to post weight sometimes, too. Glad you had a good chuckle. Definitely worth blogging about. Should count for a couple of miles.

Ben - very talented wife you got there.

From Brent on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 12:23:27 from 168.178.30.194

Burt - was your three miles, parting of the sea? In the barrel? Does not sound good - head hunters, tarred and feathered, keel hauling, burned at the stake, walk the plank, over the falls in a barrel?

Hey, what has happened to the oriental woman and pot guts? Also, are you staying away from running rage?

Stay Kool, B of BS Rools out

From Burt on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 18:03:34 from 206.19.214.144

I haven't seen them for a while, Brent. But I'll always have the rage. Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

From auntieem on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 18:23:38 from 24.17.177.218

Yes, she's totally doing it wrong! But she looks like she's having way more fun than me in my pool running sessions.

From allie on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 21:16:47 from 98.202.119.100

it's a pool running miracle.

From Merri on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 22:09:40 from 160.7.252.148

wow you get better and better with paint. i might need a tutorial.

From Teena Marie on Sat, Jan 30, 2016 at 13:02:27 from 166.170.14.32

Hilarious!!!!!

From Brent on Sat, Jan 30, 2016 at 14:15:41 from 66.7.115.198

Burt and Teena, funny, have not posted on the blog in some. Hope you both are doing well and training well. Still running races and doing triathlons. Take care - B of BS Rools out If you want to be friends on face book that would be great. (Brent Barney)

From Burt on Sat, Jan 30, 2016 at 16:25:06 from 97.117.237.226

Keep up the good work, Brent. If you don't, you'll get fat like me. :)

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