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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
3.00

I took Ginger, the hairless rat/weasel/flying squirrel/goldfish, with me this morning.  She mostly pooped on the dirt trail.  That was nice.  We ran at about a 9 min. pace.  Still need someone on my team.  Airfare is not an option.

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 3.00
Weight: 190.00
Comments
From nevels on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 15:37:00 from 155.74.2.253

"Airfare is not an option"

so you're making it mandatory that i fly over there?

(really wanting to see the rat/weasel/flying squirrel/goldfish)

From Burt on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 15:48:01 from 206.19.214.144

I want you to run John. RUN!!

From allie on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 15:48:18 from 174.23.232.22

ginger doesn't use a litter box? that's strange.

From Lily on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 16:31:58 from 67.199.181.73

I would never run a relay with someone as hairy as you.

From Burt on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 16:33:36 from 206.19.214.144

Shut up Lily. I'm as bald as an eagle right now. Except my nose hair.

From Lily on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 16:34:07 from 67.199.181.73

What a coincidence. ME TOO!

lol

From Burt on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 16:34:49 from 206.19.214.144

You have long nose hair?

From Lily on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 16:35:41 from 67.199.181.73

no hair

From Lily on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 16:35:48 from 67.199.181.73

anywhere

From Lily on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 16:35:58 from 67.199.181.73

I use nair

From Lily on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 16:36:11 from 67.199.181.73

but you?

From Lily on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 16:36:23 from 67.199.181.73

have ton o hair

From Lily on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 16:36:30 from 67.199.181.73

and you don't nair

From Lily on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 16:36:41 from 67.199.181.73

and it scares

From Burt on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 16:39:27 from 206.19.214.144

Man, I have a lot of comment deleting to do now!

From Burt on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 17:28:22 from 206.19.214.144

My wife said you're funny, Lily.

From Lily on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 17:31:33 from 67.199.181.73

:)

From RivertonPaul on Thu, Oct 21, 2010 at 14:00:42 from 67.42.27.114

Good luck at Ragnar.

From Nan on Fri, Oct 22, 2010 at 10:19:59 from 24.8.144.22

For some reason I am suddenly imagining that wicked, ferocious rodent of unusual size from the Princess Bride. Just be sure that Ginger is loyal. Wouldn't want a beast like that to turn on you.

From Brent on Fri, Oct 22, 2010 at 14:19:33 from 76.8.201.223

Burt, you took obi wan kenobi, gollum and a tattoed hairless cate on your run?

Or was it me me?

STay kool, b of bs rools out

Good luck relaying.

From nicole on Fri, Oct 22, 2010 at 15:58:17 from 128.208.244.70

I wish I could do it! I 100% would if it was drivable! My 2011 Hood to Coast check cashed yesterday and I was soooo excited.

From runningafterbabies on Fri, Oct 22, 2010 at 16:35:19 from 24.10.211.135

I think you should put a cute pic of you and Ginger for your profile photo.

From Sammie Howard on Fri, Oct 22, 2010 at 18:04:38 from 86.163.180.7

doing this ragnor ranger ragner means you can eat lots of end cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake end cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake end cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake end cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake end cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake end cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake end cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake end cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake end cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake end cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake end cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake end cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake end cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake end cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake

From Sammie Howard on Fri, Oct 22, 2010 at 18:04:53 from 86.163.180.7

cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake

From Burt on Sun, Oct 24, 2010 at 13:58:07 from 24.121.236.100

I'm stopped at my mom's house in Kingman so I don't have time to write my report yet, but it was a blast as always! And yes Sam, I'm eating lots and lots.

From Sammie Howard on Sun, Oct 24, 2010 at 16:32:49 from 86.186.45.41

yay Burt is eating lots and lots of cake cake cake cake cake cake yay :))))

hope your feeling well and it all went stonkingly :)

From rAtTLeTrAp on Mon, Oct 25, 2010 at 12:56:11 from 72.102.178.29

Still waiting for that report..

I hope your weekend was downright ragnasty!

From Burt on Mon, Oct 25, 2010 at 15:39:03 from 206.19.214.144

Sorry Trap. Probably won't get to it until tonight. But it was Ragnasty! lol.

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