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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
5.82

I slept in today.  That was nice and necessary since I'll more than likely pull an all nighter.  Santa Claus is coming to town.  I finally went for a run at 10:30am.  It's noon now, and I still haven't had anything to eat.  That might have something to do with how crummy I felt on my run.  My shins were so tight and just wouldn't loosen up.  Also my diet in general hasn't been good.  The weather's not too bad.  Hard to believe I'm wearing shorts on Christmas Eve.  Anyway, I stretched out pretty good because I haven't been running since Saturday.  My knee felt okay, so off I went.  I got to the end of the street and turned the corner, and I saw Bruce RUN2DAY pulling out of his driveway.  I stopped and told him that it was me that came knocking last Friday evening.  I saw his wife peek out the blinds, but she wouldn't answer the door.  I thought maybe they had warrants out for their arrest.  So we started talking, and 30 minutes later I was running again.  Now my legs had tightened back up.  After a mile I stopped and stretched.  I also decided to slow it way down.  Then I stretched real good when I got home.

Splits - 8:27, 8:40, 8:59, 9:18, 9:29, 7:41 for 0.82 (9:22 pace)

Little known fact about Carolyn.  Did you know that back in the day she used to date Elton John?  It's true.  I found proof on the internet.  Pictures are worth 1000 words.  Don't worry Carolyn.  It was his next girlfriend that turned him gay.


Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 5.82
Weight: 198.00
Comments
From ChrisM on Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 14:42:43 from 86.140.110.47

I didn't know that about Carolyn! Thanks for sharing!

You are now on a streak of posting a picture of an FRB-er everyday of the week so far...

From Burt on Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 14:47:09 from 98.177.216.165

[struggling to speak]...must...keep up...the streak...

From flatlander on Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 14:53:56 from 198.207.244.102

Merry Christmas, Burt, and thanks for all the fun posts this week.

From Nan Kennard on Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 15:34:11 from 174.51.250.151

Woah, lookin' HOT Cherolyn! Er, I mean Carolyn.

From Burt on Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 16:03:42 from 98.177.216.165

Hey flatlander. I just got caught up on your blog. I'm glad I read it like that. It made like a book. Good reading. I like how you compared yourself to Nephi. I also know that hills get bigger the older you get. Congratulations to your son on his wedding.

Nan - good one. Well, I don't get it, but I'm sure it's funny.

From Eric Day on Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 16:51:28 from 189.169.169.1

Merry Christmas-Feliz Navidad !!!

From Teena on Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 19:08:23 from 174.52.45.85

Merriest Christmas, Burt!! Have a great one!!!

From Burt on Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 20:33:32 from 98.177.216.165

You too Teena Marie, lol!

From Kelli on Fri, Dec 25, 2009 at 01:15:58 from 71.219.95.151

Carolyn has a smokin' hot body!!!

Merry Christmas Burt. I hope Santa brings you everything you want!

From Burt on Fri, Dec 25, 2009 at 04:03:16 from 98.177.216.165

Thanks Kelli. I'm sure Santa will, because I don't want anything.

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Fri, Dec 25, 2009 at 15:01:50 from 90.201.147.30

Merry Christmas Trub, :-)

From Merri on Mon, Dec 28, 2009 at 13:51:17 from 160.7.252.148

colorado will do that to you.

From Carolyn in Colorado on Tue, Dec 29, 2009 at 16:43:03 from 67.166.75.37

Actually, Elton and I share a birthday.

From Burt on Tue, Dec 29, 2009 at 17:01:15 from 206.19.214.144

Sweet Carolyn, do-do-do, good times never seem so good. I'm glad you're a good sport.

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