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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
5.61

I'd like to start riding my bike again to work.  The days are getting long enough to where I can, but it's a bit cold.  Plus they're doing construction along the road I usually take, so it would be dangerous for me to ride.  Yesterday I noticed that they finally changed the construction warning sign from ROAR WORK AHEAD to ROAD WORK AHEAD.  You can be sure that every time I drove by I would roll down my window and roar at the workers.

Time - 46:14 (avg. pace 8:14)

Splits - 8:12, 8:08, 8:12, 8:21, 8:19, 5:02 for 0.61 (8:12 pace)

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 5.61
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From allie on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 12:19:45 from 67.177.0.102

roooooaaaaarrrrrrr. a bit cold, huh?

From Steve Piccolo on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 15:30:31 from 155.99.208.204

Cold?

From Burt on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 15:33:15 from 206.19.214.144

Yes guys. Running in the cold and biking in the cold are two different things. True it's not that cold to wear I need more than shorts to wear on a run, but without gloves for a bike ride, forget about it.

From Britta on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 16:15:37 from 99.61.112.252

You are a speedy clown!!

From Burt on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 16:35:39 from 206.19.214.144

Oh my gosh, my grammar's horrible today! I have flatulence of the fingers.

From allie on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 17:26:13 from 67.177.0.102

wear was the mistake? not seeing it...

From allie on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 17:27:28 from 67.177.0.102

warning: this is PG-rated

my sixth grade teacher once called me diarrhea mouth. THAT is a true story.

From Burt on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 17:50:52 from 206.19.214.144

I started P90X all over last night and did Ab Ripper X. Laughing at your diarrhea mouth story hurt my stomach. THAT is a true story.

From Nan Kennard on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 18:04:22 from 174.51.250.151

Ya I dont wan to hear abut cold. It dosn't get cold in Phenix. But I can atest to biking being miserble when the temp is below 25 digrees. Not fun.

From allie on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 18:10:22 from 67.177.0.102

LOK nan! two funnie.

From JD on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 18:14:53 from 70.96.78.157

Yu gies arr pour spelers!

From Burt on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 18:21:00 from 206.19.214.144

nock it off.

From runningafterbabies on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 19:40:16 from 67.177.9.74

Potty mouth.

From Burt on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 20:16:00 from 206.19.214.144

potty mouth, diarrhea mouth, flatulant mouth, it's all good!

From Toby on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 21:51:00 from 216.194.124.36

Hahahahaha...it isn't cold Burty! You need to toughen up :)

From auntieem on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 23:58:07 from 67.182.146.94

Yes! I hear you about the biking; I too am ready to ride more. After the 50K, I will be commuting more by bike; it is great X training, yes?

From Burt on Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 00:17:47 from 98.177.220.145

I'm tough Toby. I swear. LOL!

auntieem - It is great cross training. Plus you save on gas. It's the best!

From Burt on Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 00:19:58 from 98.177.220.145

Everyone - if you haven't done it yet, go to jtshad's race report (number 2 on the Hot Discussion list), and give him a comment. We've got to get me bumped down. It was nice being on top for a while, but now it's getting old. Go Jeff!

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 15:47:00 from 90.195.99.128

ha ha Burt why is it dangerous will they roooooaaaarrr at you thong LOL

From Burt on Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 15:51:19 from 206.19.214.144

Yes. It gets exposed when I'm hunched over on a bike.

From calliej on Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 22:12:59 from 97.126.141.220

You are hilarious! Good speed today. If you think it is cold in AZ try growing up in bitter cold -30 MN. Now that's cold! :)

From Burt on Fri, Mar 12, 2010 at 00:02:56 from 98.177.220.145

I'm not funny at all CallieJ. But the next time I grow up, I'll try that.

From Samantha Dean-Howard on Fri, Mar 12, 2010 at 05:15:08 from 78.32.130.9

Now that is not a good thought Burt you hunched over cycling past a group of hot men working and them roarring at you ha ha ha

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