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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
5.60

Everybody knows I'm a good guy, right?  I mean, just before my little "incident" occurred this morning I had picked up somebody's garbage can that had blown over in last night's storm.  Such a guy.  But then I come up to the intersection, and I'm in it before the car that comes along, but do they stop?  No.  They roll right through and almost hit me.  Being the concerned citizen/punk that I am, I need to make sure he/she knows that I'm there, so I take both hands and slap the side of the vehicle.  I guess that didn't make the driver too  happy.  Here's what went down.  The dude slows down, rolls down his passenger window and says, "I apologize for not seeing you, but you didn't have to hit my car."  Stop.  Let's analyze that.  Are you really sorry?  If your apology is so heart-felt, do you need to add the "but" in there?  That kind of rubbed me the wrong way, so I said, "Well watch where you're going."  Then he pulls up again and says, "I told you I'm sorry, but you didn't have to hit my car."  "You're lucky I didn't scratch it."  Oh boy, them's fighting words.  That's when he stops, gets out and says something to me that I couldn't quite make out, but I did hear the grand daddy of all cuss words in there.  I was still running, but I turned around and yelled, "Get back in your car!  I didn't hit it that hard!"  So he gets back in and pulls up alongside of me and says, "Again I apologize.  Have a good day."  I say, "You too, buddy."  Not sure if he heard me.  "I'm trying to apologize here", he says.  "I said 'you too'.  What did you think I said??"  So then he does the right thing and pulls up and says, "Hey.  I want to make this right.  Come over here and shake my hand."  And I knew he was right so I had to do it.  Don't you think we should hug it out though, biscuit?  I shook his hand, and he said, "I don't want to get my day started out like this, and I don't want your day to start out like this either.  I'm a runner myself."  "Well, I appreciate that.  I just didn't think you saw me, and I wanted you to know that I was here, I'm queer, and I'm going to kick your rear."  Except I didn't say the last two parts there nor are they true.  The amazing part was how calm I was during the whole "altercation".  Generally if something like this happens to me, my heart starts to pound  through my chest, but I was like Mr. Cool.  Clearly I've watched too much UFC, and I've lost all touch with reality.  Please don't think less of me.

Time - 46:26 (avg. pace 8:18)

Splits - 8:10, 8:10, 8:19, 8:23, 8:28, 4:57 for 0.60 (8:14 avg.)

Mizuno Wave Inspire 4 Silver/Old Gold/Phantom Miles: 5.60
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From Metcalf Running on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 10:29:12 from 207.225.192.66

Wow that is a pretty crazy exchange you had today. I'm glad it all ended nicely. I hate when cars don't see you... I have hit them like you did in the past but most of the time they don't do anything... then I just let them know I think they are number 1. LOL

From Bonnie on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 10:47:40 from 64.119.33.134

Wow!

I hit someones car once and he stopped too, although the exchange went nothing like this ... as a matter of fact he followed me for almost a mile yellling obsceneties at me. Then, another time, on the freeway I got "mad" at a truck that would not let me on as I was coming on the onramp and he pushed me over to the side of the road, got out of his truck and told me if I ever "told him he was number 1" again he would kill me. Be careful out there runners!

I think you should consider this to be a good omen Burt -- play it foward! Have a good day.

From flatlander on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 11:03:40 from 198.207.244.102

Burt, you are my hero. If I could run fast enough I would follow you around with a camera.

From Rhett on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 11:18:54 from 216.67.211.250

I'm glad to hear that all ended well. That had potential for a tragic outcome. Thanks for the laugh this morning though.

From Nevels on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 14:42:04 from 131.204.15.93

I've had similar situations, but my favorite one ended with me and a few running buddies charging a car with two stoners in it who had started running their mouths at us (you know, the oh-so-original quips about short shorts and such). The guys in the car were so confused (and perhaps a bit nervous from the three mostly naked guys running at them) that they screeched off.

In retrospect, even though I knew I was invincible at that age (as we all KNEW), you probably handled your situation better.

Cool story, Burt...

From TBarlow on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 15:05:16 from 216.194.124.36

I'm glad you were alright and didn't get hit. I would have wiped a booger on his window :)

From Burt on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 15:44:21 from 12.231.112.98

Lori - gone are the days when I let someone know they're #1. LOL.

Bonnie - I'm surprised you didn't bust out some ninja moves on them. Oh I know. Because of your skills, it's illegal to hurt someone.

flatlander - I'm not trying to be a hero. I'm just a regular guy doing what anyone would do in that situation.

Rhett - It was dark out, and yes, I did have a dark blue outfit on, but come on. My legs are white enough. And my shoes have reflective material. Anyway, it was a little too dark to tell, but I think the guy might have been in my ward.

Jon - I have plenty of stories of when I thought I was invincible. And tho' it's been a while since I've been in a real fight, I'm pretty sure I would get my butt kicked.

Toby - LOL!!! I didn't know you were cool! Thank you. I will no longer feel bad should I post inappropriate potty talk on my blog and have you come by.

From JamesH on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 19:35:09 from 74.211.22.194

Oh thats some good stuff. My altercations never end that well.

From Burt on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 19:40:56 from 12.231.112.98

James - I just got a text message from my wife saying I'm in trouble because she read my blog.

From JD on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 19:44:19 from 70.96.78.157

Seriously though, that guy really made an effort to make things right. Impressive, and almost unheard of amongst the driving set. Maybe there is hope for mankind after all!

Nice splits there too.

From seeaprilrun on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 21:12:20 from 205.172.12.229

That is quite the story. That's a persistent guy to keep pulling up in the car until it was all good. I would've been scared by the persistent guy though, and told him to go away!

From seeaprilrun on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 21:12:50 from 205.172.12.229

I probably would have been too chicken to hit his car too.

From vinh on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 21:41:37 from 71.68.254.197

Nice run Burt. Glad that all went well. You handled it a lot better than I would have.

From Nan Kennard on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 21:53:11 from 174.51.250.151

I always just slow down and run behind cars if they are anywhere near the intersection when I'm in it. I think its just too risky to count on them stopping. I had a teammate in college who always slapped the rear of cars who did that though. We got a lot of strange looks, but never had a confrontation. I'm glad you're safe.

From redrooster on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 22:23:31 from 71.219.121.116

Burt, way to stay cool and collected. could have turned dangerous. I didn't mention it on my mesquite entry, but I also smacked that car that almost hit me coming out of the ranch driveway at about mile 13 in the middle of nowhere. Fairly hard too. I regretted it right away (not hitting the car but the possible fallout) and ran fast to catch the two guys ahead of me for safety. Running seems to becoming more of a defensive sport every day. I can see why some runners just move to trails. I may do the same soon. anyway, good job defusing it and also letting him know he needs to watch for runners.

From Brent on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 22:30:23 from 76.8.201.223

Burt, don't spit into the wind or step on superman's cape, without Jim Croche. Just keep on running, nothing good can come from such an exchange. Also, never cross the street close to an intersection, best way to get hit. Being an expert J-walker runner is much safer. Bravado, studleness, manly man - good in the movies, not on the street unless defending love ones or helpless.

Stay Kool, BE SAfe, B of BS Rools out

From Burt on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 22:34:21 from 98.177.216.165

JD - Probably he saw my guns (by which I mean my muscular arms), and he thought better of himself.

April - They don't have intersections in Kansas. They still just have that one road, right? ;)

Vinh - you're a "former" marine. He would have been dead in 3.7 seconds.

Nan - you're so much smarter than the rest of us.

Rooser - the truth comes out. That's awesome. But if Walter was the guy in front of you I don't think he'd be much help. (Why do I always pick on Walter?) And what are you going to do if you run trails and someone doesn't have their mountain lion on a leash?

From Burt on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 22:36:48 from 98.177.216.165

You're right Brent, but get this. My wife called and told me that my show off son saw some ladies running, so he went over to tell them good job and give them five, and one of them punched him in the face. I guess what comes around goes around. But I'm totally okay with my son taking brunt of my bad karma.

From redrooster on Tue, Dec 08, 2009 at 23:11:01 from 71.219.121.116

Burt, Walter was way out of sight at this point. Fortunately there were two young strong guys about 100 yards ahead of me who saw the whole thing. I ran with them until about mile 20 where my superior old man fitness kicked in and I dropped them. I was coming into civilization then anyway so no longer needed the protection!

From Lyns on Wed, Dec 09, 2009 at 11:13:22 from 75.162.196.36

Good read Burt! You are quite the storyteller. Glad everything turned out OK!

From Sandy Dune-Howard on Wed, Dec 09, 2009 at 16:22:01 from 90.201.147.153

LOL thats so funny Burt, wished I checked in yesterday, altercations, I just stick my hand up and keep running most cars stop ha ha ha...... on my long run this Sunday I had like 4 cars stop and wave me across as they must have seen me coming in the distance must have been my singing they heard it and thought omg keep going thats terrible.

Your cool Burt and glad you told him, a loud awakening and glad he stopped and apologized too but how persistant was he! Id have ended up cursing at him sorry but if some man was like that with me "the other word is " :)

From josse on Fri, Dec 11, 2009 at 17:28:25 from 70.193.196.116

So this happened to me once. But the guy wanted to get my phone # so he could give it to the cops. He thought I threw a rock at him. Only he was driving down the road and on his phone, and doing a number of other things at the same time. He was going around a curve in the road and ran me and a friend off the road. I slap the back of his car. Needless to say he wasn't happy and wanted me arrested. I told him he was a jerk and to watch the road and left with him yelling curse words at me. I decided after that it wasn't worth it and try to make it a point to look our for the fellow runner when I am driving.

From Burt on Fri, Dec 11, 2009 at 20:55:26 from 98.177.216.165

See Josse. What a jerk. Obviously if you were close enough to hit his car, he needed to have you do it. It's your civic duty. The nerve of him to try and make you look like the bad guy.

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