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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

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Sat, Apr 27, 2013
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35.6 mile bike ride from my house around Usery Pass and back.  I stopped by one of my client's houses.  Shut up Tara.  

 

I found this dead coral snake on the side of the road.  Figured Quiet Pirate could add it to her booty.

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Comments
From Tracy on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 18:34:49 from 50.103.254.253

That's a lot of miles.

From Burt on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 18:35:14 from 68.106.9.193

Quiet! I'm trying to read your race report!

From Tracy on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 18:35:21 from 50.103.254.253

I'm glad you finally decided to get off your booty.

From Tracy on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 18:35:41 from 50.103.254.253

Nice picture!

From Tracy on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 18:36:46 from 50.103.254.253

Looks like you accidentally ran over the snake.

From Tracy on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 18:37:06 from 50.103.254.253

I hope it was dead before that happened.

From Burt on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 18:42:22 from 68.106.9.193

Don't worry about me and what I do and don't kill. Rest assured. The snake was dead when I found it.

From Burt on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 18:42:31 from 68.106.9.193

Silly girl.

From Tracy on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 18:50:40 from 50.103.254.253

Was it snake stew at the mccumber homestead tonight?

From SlowJoe on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 18:51:51 from 96.61.24.215

We already know he'll drink half-empty gatorade bottles he finds on the side of the road, so snake stew isn't much of a stretch.

From Burt on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 18:54:57 from 68.106.9.193

That snake looks delicious. What part would you say I'm about to eat?

Well Mr. Coach Klein. Basically, a snake don't have parts. But if I had to call it anything, I would say it's his knee.

From The Quiet Pirate on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 20:07:41 from 67.238.139.59

Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-waterboy! I'll send my first mate to collect the snake come next full tide. Until then, I'll need you to go out and spritz it with a little water to keep it fresh and collectable.

And keep that Vicki Valencourt away from my snake! She's the debil!

From Burt on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 20:11:59 from 68.106.9.193

Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.

From allie on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 21:55:13 from 97.117.91.49

burt - it's 2013. just wondering if you can still hear the blog.

From Burt on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 22:09:34 from 68.106.9.193

I can feel the blog.

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