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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
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35.22 miles.  92°. 

Yeah, maybe it was on a bicycle.  So what?

Last night, or probably this morning, I had this dream that I was swimming in the open water of a lake in a triathlon.  I was very far behind the pack when all the sudden a wave of bodies that had made it to the turn around was coming right at me.  So I went down in the water a little so they could go over me, but then I started to sink.  Everything started getting black.  It freaked me out and I immediately woke up.  I wondered if it was a sign for me not to go on my ride today.  Then I figured maybe I just watch too much TV.

Word to the wise: If you wear shorty shorts when riding a bike in the sun for 3 hours, don't forget sunscreen.

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Comments
From ACorn on Mon, Mar 18, 2013 at 20:21:21 from 70.208.7.65

Nice ride! Thanks for not posting a pic of your crispy legs :)

From Burt on Mon, Mar 18, 2013 at 20:22:37 from 72.223.80.89

I'll send you a private picture.

From Ericka on Tue, Mar 19, 2013 at 15:33:02 from 24.2.87.24

Nice miles today. I think you need to do a tri now that you've had dreams about them.

From ben on Tue, Mar 19, 2013 at 15:57:29 from 209.33.248.15

Sounds like a wet dream to me.

From Burt on Tue, Mar 19, 2013 at 16:13:54 from 71.216.109.214

Ericka - That's how you interpret the dream where I was drowning? I should do a tri? Um, no.

Ben!!!!

From Ericka on Tue, Mar 19, 2013 at 21:10:01 from 24.2.87.24

Totally normal to have near death experiences in your dreams. Real life, you're good :0)

From Tara on Wed, Mar 20, 2013 at 10:43:03 from 75.169.138.250

Nice psychoanalyzation.

Sunscreen is overrated. Who doesn't love red/peeling/itchy inner thighs and hips?

From Burt on Wed, Mar 20, 2013 at 13:32:44 from 71.216.109.214

Inner thighs and hips? Geez Tara, I wasn't riding naked!

From Burt on Wed, Mar 20, 2013 at 13:33:33 from 71.216.109.214

Furthermore, I don't want to hear about your GC.

From Tara on Wed, Mar 20, 2013 at 17:30:56 from 69.171.187.94

C'mon. And yes, you do.

From The Quiet Pirate on Thu, Mar 21, 2013 at 17:35:33 from 67.238.139.59

Any words for the unwise?

From Burt on Thu, Mar 21, 2013 at 23:38:12 from 72.223.80.89

Um, man who stands on toilet is high on pot?

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