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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
1.45

After the first loop, I wasn't feeling good.  So I called it quits.
 

Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Miles: 1.45
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From Tracy on Wed, Sep 20, 2017 at 15:56:19 from 172.56.12.99

Anything some mad pooping would have solved?

From Burt on Wed, Sep 20, 2017 at 16:29:34 from 70.176.85.97

That generally solves all my problems.

From Tom Slick on Wed, Sep 20, 2017 at 21:08:47 from 173.117.183.84

I know how you feel. I did all my planning to have my business out of the way for The Full Monte, but as luck will have it I had to make an unscheduled stop at mile 8. What do you do?

From DaleG on Thu, Sep 21, 2017 at 00:46:40 from 152.216.15.5

Wear a diaper lol

From Tom Slick on Thu, Sep 21, 2017 at 08:24:46 from 174.148.15.67

No, diapers are out of the question Bro Dale, they don't fit well beneath running shorts....

From Burt on Thu, Sep 21, 2017 at 10:36:57 from 70.176.85.97

And imagine the chaffing.

From allie on Thu, Sep 21, 2017 at 13:18:26 from 172.4.198.186

what is going on in here

From Tracy on Thu, Sep 21, 2017 at 16:46:32 from 172.58.137.177

https://www.google.com/amp/denver.cbslocal.com/2017/09/19/colorado-springs-mad-pooper/amp/

From DaleG on Thu, Sep 21, 2017 at 21:00:56 from 152.216.15.5

Slick...and you know this, how? LOL

Nothing to see here, allie. Show's over, move along.

From Tom Slick on Fri, Sep 22, 2017 at 15:51:19 from 174.148.80.215

I don't know, DaleG told me!

From Tom Slick on Fri, Sep 22, 2017 at 15:57:40 from 174.148.80.215

Tracy, The Mad Pooper is funny!!!!

From Burt on Fri, Sep 22, 2017 at 16:40:58 from 70.176.85.97

There is one female blogger from Colorado Springs. Sadly she blogged twice and I was one of 4 other bloggers that commented on her blog. Perhaps she was shy when we commented. So, it can't be the mad pooper. She's not shy at all.

From Rhett on Sat, Sep 23, 2017 at 15:12:14 from 66.185.237.66

Come on. Who hasn't pooped in a crazy place on a run? Oops have I said too much? I mean not that I have, maybe.

From Tom Slick on Mon, Sep 25, 2017 at 09:27:23 from 174.148.190.250

Where did all this potty come from? Now, I think I need to see a man about a horse....

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