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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

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Race: 2012 Ragnar So Cal (19.7 Miles) 01:35:00
Total Distance
19.70

 After the Las Vegas Ragnar in October, teammate Shannon Downs started making plans for the So Cal Ragnar because that's where her parents live.  6 of us from the Vegas team were on the So Cal team.  It was supposed to be 7, but Thatcher dropped out at the last minute.  We had to find someone quick, and I almost got Marathon Dreamer to do it, but Shannon being team captain, overruled me and got her friend Joshua.  The one guy I did recruit to the team was Brian Sickles (B-Sick).  He was one of 5 troubled teens that lived with us for a few months growing up when my dad was a bishop.  (I only say that because I'm hoping some day he'll read this.)  Shannon, Joshua, and Brian were in my van.  The other two members of our van were Nate and Alyssa who rode with me from AZ.  We had such a fun time!


My first run was the hardest run I've ever done in my life.  You would think my marathons would be considered my hardest runs, but no.  (Wait, is hardest runs an oxymoron?)  It started out at Yorba Regional Park, about 15 miles away from Disneyland.  It was a scorcher of a day.  103°.  And  I was scheduled to run at 1:30pm, right in the middle of it.  It was not about running at all.  It was about survival.  I filled my bottle up with Gatorade and applied two layers of sunscreen.   At first it wasn't too bad.  There was decent shade cast by the fragrant pine trees.  There were happy little ducks and squirrels everywhere.  There was a great view of the Santa Ana River.  But once the pine trees ended, it was like Glen Frey said, "the heat is on!"  I took it nice and slow (seems to be a system that works well for me lately). 


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I got passed by three guys wearing prison uniforms.  Their team was providing water and Gatorade for them all along the way.  At one point they stopped to hydrate with their team, and I passed them up.  After a while they passed me again.  I took two Shot Blocks every two miles.  The first water station was at 2.5 miles.  I was still doing all right at that point, but the heat was getting to me.  Not just the heat.  The hills.  I had trained in the heat.  I had trained in the hills.  But not the two together.  At mile 4 I had to stop and start walking.  Holy crud!  I wasn't even half way done!  I kept on going and made it to the next water station at mile 5.  They suggested I put ice cubes in my hat.  Ice cubes in my hat?  Thank you, yes!  I had to walk again.  This time a little further than last time.  Mile 6 was a tough one.  I'm sure I walked about a quarter mile.  It's just that I didn't want to die.  I knew there was another water station at mile 7.5.  We had driven by there earlier and saw a man with breasts the size of  volleyballs.  As I trudged my way to this freak of nature I began to question what the heck I was doing.  I'm not a great runner.  Sasha thinks I can run a marathon under three hours, but he's wrong!  Maybe this should be my last Ragnar.  Anyway, I made it to the water station, and luckily there was a new set of volunteers.  One of them offered to dump water on my shoulders.  It was wonderful.  I knew there was one last hill, and then all downhill.  I tried to see if I could run up it.  Nope.  So I did the best I could.  Then a lady named Jean caught up to me.  She had an English accent.  And we helped each other get to the top.  There we saw a couple of ambulances.  One of the prison inmates got heat stroke.  They said he was delirious and he almost ran out in front of a truck.  At that point I was glad I played it smart and took it easy for the entire 8.8 miles.  I finished strong, and my team said I looked great.  Little did they know.

My next leg was 3.7 miles with 700 feet of elevation rise.  I was looking forward to this because it is identical to Usery Pass.  I wanted to redeem myself.  And redeem myself I did.  My pace was a minute/mile faster than I projected.  I felt great!


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There was a fog that had settled in at my start point.  After 1.5 miles I must have climbed enough to where I was out of it and I the first thing I saw was a shooting star.  Very cool.  There was a guy that I named "Night the Light" that passed me.  He was fatter than I was, but was running great.  I caught up to him later, and we ran together for a while talking about how much of a suck fest our first leg was.  We got to a stop light where there were no cars except for a van.  I said, "Let's go for it!", as we jayran through the intersection.  He put on a good surge to finish, which I couldn't match, but I didn't care.  I felt so good, and was ready to tackle my last leg.

I was worried about the heat again, but Mother Nature provided overcast and fog all day long.  Some of the people in my van were disappointed because it wasn't as pretty as it normally is, but I couldn't have been happier.  Now I felt confident I could run my last 7.1 miles without too much problem.  I didn't even take any water with me.
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Wait, did somebody say high humidity?  As if I need help sweating!  Holy buckets of sweat, Batman!  When I was done I went back to the van and took my shirt off.  This girl from another van was walking by.  I told her, "This may be the grossest thing you've ever seen," and I proceeded to wring the sweat out of my shirt in front of her.  She gagged a little.  Anyway, back to the run.  The first 1.75 miles was pretty flat.  Then I knew a steep downhill was coming up.  A guy with a purple bandana was following me.  We passed one guy that was taking short choppy steps.  He may have been on to something because we were hammering it and just killing our feet.  Purple yelled out, "My feet are on fire!"  My Garmin registered me getting down to a 5:13 mile through this part.  After that I hit some more uphills.  I was able to power through them just like on my night run.  This is when the course became a veritable obstacle course!  First I came to this bridge followed by four flights of steps.  Four!  Then I had to weave in and out of the masses of people at the beach.  Then there was the zigzagging around the boardwalk.  Then more stairs!  But you know what?  This was the prettiest scenery I've ever had in a Ragnar.  I saw the waves of the ocean, surfers, cliffs, rocks with sea hundreds of sea gulls, the smell of their poop.  It was an awesome leg.  With a mile to go a guy passed me that looked familiar.  I couldn't remember his name so I yelled out, "Mesa!"  He kinda barely glanced back but kept going.  Then I caught him at a stop light.  It was Br. Chandler that lives a couple of blocks away from me and is in my sister-in-law's ward.  We shook sweaty hands and ran together for a while.  The last little bit was a pretty steep uphill, so I said goodbye to him.  I couldn't finish on a sprint like I would have liked to have done, but I got there and was happy.

I think everyone else had a good time even though Nate had never ran 11 miles in his life, but busted it out strongly with none of us to cheer him as he finished, and I scared my teammates as I jumped the van through the open doors of a box cart  on a high speed cargo train so we wouldn't be late to the exchange between Joshua and Brian, and Alyssa had to wear the moist wrist band every time after me, and Shannon had to manage a team riddled with jack Mormons.  I got to spend some time with some of the guys on the team from California after the race.  They're all pretty cool.  Who knows.  Maybe we'll see some of them on the blog soon.  11 Ragnars.  That won't be my last.


Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Miles: 19.70
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From ACorn on Sun, Apr 22, 2012 at 21:12:58 from 24.2.76.146

Is this your way of saying you ran 8.8 mes along the Santa Ana River trail?

From Burt on Sun, Apr 22, 2012 at 21:14:50 from 72.223.82.180

Kind of. I'm experimenting. Come back in a couple of hours. :)

From RAD on Sun, Apr 22, 2012 at 21:22:45 from 98.202.23.178

I'm afraid to come back...

From Burt on Sun, Apr 22, 2012 at 21:27:11 from 72.223.82.180

Nonsense RAD! This is my Ragnar relay report. You will do nothing but enjoy it.

From Scott Ensign on Sun, Apr 22, 2012 at 21:29:01 from 70.58.98.172

whats up?

From Burt on Sun, Apr 22, 2012 at 21:33:41 from 72.223.82.180

Not much Rooster. Just sitting back enjoying watching a college professor not use an apostrophe or capitalize his sentences.

From Scott Ensign on Sun, Apr 22, 2012 at 21:37:34 from 70.58.98.172

whose da collage proffesor?

From Scott Ensign on Sun, Apr 22, 2012 at 21:39:35 from 70.58.98.172

hey Burt. how come you are the only nonfemale who rates making it onto Melody's favorites list? what makes you so special?

From Burt on Sun, Apr 22, 2012 at 21:45:53 from 72.223.82.180

You mean Melody? Ha! I laugh every time I see that.

From Burt on Sun, Apr 22, 2012 at 21:46:26 from 72.223.82.180

Now seriously guys. Hush. I'm never gonna get this report done.

From Scott Ensign on Sun, Apr 22, 2012 at 21:53:06 from 70.58.98.172

who's Melanie? I said Melody. check my post. are you feeling OK? blurry vision? seeing things that aren't there???

From RAD on Sun, Apr 22, 2012 at 21:54:41 from 98.202.23.178

Maybe the professor IS using correct English and Burt is having a stroke so he is seeing things all wrong?

From Burt on Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 02:20:47 from 72.223.82.180

Yeah, that's weird. I'll see a doctor later. Ok. The full post is up. Now you can make real comments.

From JD on Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 12:27:49 from 70.96.78.149

this comment is real.

From Burt on Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 12:53:40 from 72.223.82.180

Thanks for keeping it real JD. You would have fit in well with the jack Mormons.

From Chad Robinson on Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 12:53:44 from 50.73.39.89

Were the clouds and trees happy as well? Perhaps the obstacle course wasn't actually real and the ambulance was for you.... Nice job gutting out another Ragnar Burt and showing how real men sweat (I'm sure manssiere guy was a sight).

From Burt on Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 12:55:18 from 72.223.82.180

This ain't no Bob Ross Ragnar.

From Dan on Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 19:19:20 from 24.209.83.20

Very few can make people gag from a distance, bravo! Nice job Burt!

From DaleG on Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 19:54:39 from 71.199.57.238

You are the king of Ragnar's. Well done Mr. Burt, well done. I'd like to see you jump from a moving freight train. That would really be something.

From Burt on Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 19:54:59 from 72.223.82.180

It's what I do, Dan.

From Burt on Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 19:56:04 from 72.223.82.180

Dale - my team called me the Yoda of Ragnars. And I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

From CookieLegs on Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 20:52:17 from 71.32.234.182

Congrats on a nice Ragnar Race, Burt, with lots of good running! And, also for writing a very nice race report!! :)

Wow, sounds like you did some hot running on that first leg. I've heard of the ice cubes in the hat trick before; I bet it saved you from a hot flash, er, heat stroke!

From DaleG on Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 21:16:38 from 71.199.57.238

Ahhh a reference to the Fall Guy. Nice.

From Burt on Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 22:28:06 from 72.223.82.180

Good one Cookie. Luckily Alyssa is a hot yoga instructor. So I was never really in any danger.

From flatlander on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 10:44:47 from 198.207.244.102

Great report, glad you got some good legs in. I really think you will do a sub-3 someday, when you have the time.

From SlowJoe on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 11:57:31 from 155.219.241.10

Great running and write-up Burt. Those cupcakes running the Boston Marathon had nothing on you!!

From Burt on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 12:15:45 from 72.223.82.180

Flat - thanks for the vote of confidence.

Joe - I kept thinking, "Much respect for those cupcakes in Boston." while I was running that leg.

From Claudio on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 12:22:12 from 173.75.187.142

Great report Burt, I want to run a Ragnar with you one day! (I think :)

From Burt on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 12:24:16 from 72.223.82.180

Oh no. You absolutely do.

From Jake K on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 15:10:27 from 155.100.226.54

Great report Burt. Hot, humid, and hilly.

So did you beat the prisoners? Do they have to go back to jail after the race is over?

From Burt on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 15:31:25 from 72.223.82.180

Well, I'm happy to say I beat the prisoner that suffered heat stroke. The other two beat me by a few seconds. And I even let Jean beat me because the road was so narrow I almost got hit by a truck. Maybe that was all a part of their great escape plan.

From flatlander on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 15:33:40 from 198.207.244.102

What did you beat them with? Arizona seems to have quite a reputation.

From Burt on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 15:35:46 from 72.223.82.180

Well, in Texas you would just execute them without a trial.

From flatlander on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 15:42:19 from 198.207.244.102

They all get trials, those pesky feds seem to insist on it (due process or something like that). It's just that we already know the answer going in.

From Burt on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 15:44:54 from 72.223.82.180

Haha!

From Britta on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 16:08:06 from 99.12.183.190

you were only a half mile from my house. I live right by citrus hills park in corona. That is where runner 9 passed off to runner 10. :) Wish I new you were doing it too. I woulda looked for ya.

From Burt on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 16:24:36 from 72.223.82.180

Wasn't it so hot in Corona? Please tell them Britta, so they don't think I'm a LIAR!

From Hamdog Alum on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 19:38:59 from 71.82.247.163

Nice work Burt! I've got to try one of those Ragnars some day.

From Burt on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 20:23:13 from 174.235.193.218

Don't forget the Febreeze.

From rAtTLeTrAp on Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 20:43:40 from 174.253.243.110

So there was a large breasted man and you were so hot that you wrung out your shirt and gagged a girl. How would you rate this on a scale of Ragnarly to Ragnasty?

From Burt on Wed, Apr 25, 2012 at 00:05:39 from 72.223.82.180

Hamdog - you'll also be happy to know that we nicknamed Joshua Hambone.

Trap - Ragnastic.

From Britta on Wed, Apr 25, 2012 at 13:30:47 from 99.12.183.190

It really was sooo super HOT! Even the guy with half a speedo on thought so! Ran behind his crack for 4 miles and passed him at the end!

From Burt on Wed, Apr 25, 2012 at 13:38:02 from 72.223.82.180

No pun intended?

From Rhett on Wed, Apr 25, 2012 at 14:50:26 from 170.215.58.122

Burt, congrats on finishing another Ragnar. Sounds like fun.

From Burt on Wed, Apr 25, 2012 at 15:50:23 from 72.223.82.180

Rhett - congrats on being the coolest Bishop on the blog. In your face Rye!

From The Quiet Pirate on Wed, Apr 25, 2012 at 17:34:30 from 71.49.54.192

I've always had a feeling you were hotter than you let on.

Your Ragnar reports make me one to anchor the ship and join a team.

From Tara on Wed, Apr 25, 2012 at 18:29:59 from 75.169.148.68

You looked great....little did they know:) ha ha haha. Looks tough with all those elements combined. Sheesh. Great pics. Nice work Burt!

From Burt on Thu, Apr 26, 2012 at 13:46:29 from 72.223.82.180

Pirate - well, I don't like to brag, but I'm pretty hot.

Tara - Thanks. That's so nice of you to say especially after all those terrible things I said about you ;)

From runningafterbabies on Thu, Apr 26, 2012 at 19:53:21 from 71.195.219.247

Glad to hear you survived another Ragnar. Your narrative always has me laughing out loud... I guess 87 degrees in Boston means nothing to you now.

From Burt on Fri, Apr 27, 2012 at 16:55:15 from 72.223.82.180

Are you kidding Melody? I kept thinking, "How did Melody negative split Boston in this kind of heat???"

From MichelleL on Sat, Apr 28, 2012 at 05:04:31 from 202.4.201.39

Did. you throw in the last paragraph to see if anyone was still reading? The whole race report sounds fabricated to me.

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