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Location:

Mesa,AZ,USA

Member Since:

May 12, 2008

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I started running again in 2007 after 14 years of not running.

Mile - 4:59 (high school 1992), 5:57 (9/21/2010 ARR Open Mile)

2 mile - 11:10 (high school 1992)

5k - 21:54 (11/18/2010 Tempe Road Runners 5k)

10k - 48:29 (5/9/2009 Race for Hospice)

Unofficial 10k - 47:11 (1/27/2011 Red Mountain Park)

1/2 marathon - 1:49:00 (4/4/2009 Havasu Half)

Marathon - 4:33:09 (11/21/2009 Mesquite Marathon)

Short-Term Running Goals:

Run a half marathon in under two hours.

Run a marathon in close to 4 hours.

Long-Term Running Goals:

Stay healthy long enough to live through the millenium.

Personal:

I am married and have six kids. 

Blog title explanation

Bloggers I've met in real life: 1MileToGo, Aaron Kennard, Andrea North, Arizona Desert Monsoon, auntieem, Bec, Ben, Benjamin, Bonnie, Camille, Cari, Collin Anderson, David Holt, DooneEight Kid Mom, Erico, Flatlander, Gary, Jake Krong, JamesW, Jose, Josse, Julieesplin, JunKelli, Kerri, KP, Kyle Dion, Lightitup, Little Bad Legs, Lybi, Marthon Dreamer, M, Mary Ann Schauerhamer, Misty, Nan, Peds Endo Doc, Rachelle, RADRhett, Riley Cook, Rossy, runningafterbabies, Sasha, Scott Hughes, Scott (Kelli's husband), Scott Wesemann, Slow Joe, Spencer Simpson, Stephen, Steve Piccolo, Susie, The Rookie, Toby, Tracy, Twinkies, TylerS, Walter

Favorite Blogs:

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Mizuno Wave Inspire 7 Lifetime Miles: 803.99
Asics Gel 3030 Lifetime Miles: 204.85
Saucony Hurricane 13 Lifetime Miles: 149.22
Asics Gel DS Trainer 17 Lifetime Miles: 87.49
Mizuno Wave Inspire 9 Lifetime Miles: 800.59
Brooks Ravenna 4 Lifetime Miles: 88.83
Mizuno X10 Trail Lifetime Miles: 180.06
Mizuno Wave Inspire 10 Lifetime Miles: 802.77
Asics Gel Kayano 21 Lifetime Miles: 56.47
Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (blue) Lifetime Miles: 800.75
New Balance 1260v5 Lifetime Miles: 9.19
Reebok Floatride Lifetime Miles: 8.23
Total Distance
2.96

This was a fundraiser run for the mother of the lady that works at the boot camp my wife used to go to.  I ran pretty hard, but it was super slow.

Saucony Hurricane 13 Miles: 2.96
Weight: 0.00
Comments
From Tara on Sun, Apr 20, 2014 at 08:16:41 from 70.208.19.30

Looks who's running again! Yes.

From Burt on Sun, Apr 20, 2014 at 13:00:49 from 174.17.213.101

Thanks. And happy Easter.

From ACorn on Sun, Apr 20, 2014 at 15:16:19 from 71.213.41.74

If you're going to run slow you should at least run easy. When people run slow and hard it just looks weird. Happy Easter!

From The Quiet Pirate on Sun, Apr 20, 2014 at 16:04:56 from 184.3.231.210

Happy Easter Burt.

From Burt on Sun, Apr 20, 2014 at 19:21:23 from 184.101.209.178

Corndogelius - I don't care what anybody thinks about me. It hurts my feelings that you'd say that. I guess I only care what you think about me.

QP - thanks for keeping it real.

From ACorn on Sun, Apr 20, 2014 at 20:21:40 from 71.213.41.74

In that case, I think you're awesome and a great runner and blogger. Keep it up!

From Tara on Wed, Apr 23, 2014 at 19:01:51 from 50.186.87.12

Acorn- Burt told me that his feelings really weren't hurt by your comment. He can act like such a baby sometimes.

From ACorn on Wed, Apr 23, 2014 at 19:05:19 from 71.213.41.74

Tara,

Just between you and me, Burt is a bit of a drama queen. He's definitely not invited to my birthday party this year.

From Tara on Wed, Apr 23, 2014 at 19:10:42 from 50.186.87.12

Acorn- I'm glad we can keep that between us:D

From Burt on Wed, Apr 23, 2014 at 19:24:43 from 71.223.35.157

I heard the blog!! Your birthday's over. And speaking of over, you have ovarian cancer. You won't make it to your next birthday. Go tell your family.

From Tara on Wed, Apr 23, 2014 at 19:34:15 from 50.186.87.12

I sent that last message for email only, now it's a goner!

From allie on Wed, Apr 23, 2014 at 21:55:09 from 174.27.221.249

From Burt on Wed, Apr 23, 2014 at 21:55:44 from 71.223.35.157

That's a goner, allie.

From DaleG on Wed, Apr 23, 2014 at 22:20:57 from 152.216.11.5

Howdy Burt. how's the new homestead?

From Burt on Wed, Apr 23, 2014 at 22:26:44 from 71.223.35.157

Dale, Dale, Dale. It's great :) It's not without its problems. But that's ok :)

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